(Nobody Comments on) My LiveJournal (MP3, 1.3M)
A sad and touching ode to the problems faced when you bare your soul to the world... and the world doesn't care. Sung in a cheesy Jimmy-Buffett-Meets-Cowboy-Joe kind of way.
The Orkut Song (MP3, 1.4M)
HEY, EVERYBODY! LET'S SING THE ORKUT SONG! If you're not on Orkut you might want to listen to this anyway because it has funny voices and three-part harmony, sorta.
Folks, I think it's pretty clear by these that I really really really really really really really really really really really really really really need a job. Please.