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February 22nd, 2004


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09:03 am - LET'S HAVE FUN WITH MUSIC
Why yes, I have been up far too long tonight. So I came up with these beautiful musical masterpieces.

(Nobody Comments on) My LiveJournal (MP3, 1.3M)
A sad and touching ode to the problems faced when you bare your soul to the world... and the world doesn't care. Sung in a cheesy Jimmy-Buffett-Meets-Cowboy-Joe kind of way.

The Orkut Song (MP3, 1.4M)
HEY, EVERYBODY! LET'S SING THE ORKUT SONG! If you're not on Orkut you might want to listen to this anyway because it has funny voices and three-part harmony, sorta.

Folks, I think it's pretty clear by these that I really really really really really really really really really really really really really really need a job. Please.

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From:derspatchel
Date:February 22nd, 2004 06:18 am (UTC)

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THE PROBLEM, SHE HAS BEEN FIXED
From:storme
Date:February 22nd, 2004 06:29 am (UTC)
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I think these have the potential to become the official anthems for these services.
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From:cheezdanish
Date:February 22nd, 2004 07:46 am (UTC)
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Heee!

Oh dear oh dear. It's too early in the morning to be laughing this hard.
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From:rfreebern
Date:February 22nd, 2004 07:48 am (UTC)
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I think you and Lore Sjoberg could join forces and become an unstoppable humour machine.
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From:maren
Date:February 22nd, 2004 08:57 am (UTC)

ironic comment in the face of "(nobodycomments on) my livejournal"

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rob-o bob-o!

i have been listening to your funny songs and reading cat town and so has pete! pete is my friend and two nights ago i showed him cat town and he laughed straight through it in a progression of more and more 2 a.m. hysteria. and he won PUTPBAD in eight moves and i was jealous cuz it took me hours to win when i first played it. we like you.

the end.
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From:maga_dogg
Date:February 22nd, 2004 10:20 am (UTC)
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Now I am envisaging a song entitled 'Comment Whore', sung to the tune of Nowhere Man.
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From:stephaniesays
Date:February 22nd, 2004 04:09 pm (UTC)
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<3 Bert <3


Your job is writing these songs. Here is a dollar.
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From:kyree
Date:February 22nd, 2004 05:57 pm (UTC)
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Brilliant, as always. I particularly like the Orkut one.
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From:ctartchick
Date:February 22nd, 2004 06:02 pm (UTC)
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Yaaaaaay! OrkutWorld - my new favorite song! :-)

Paul says: "Did Spatch write those? Did he sing that? Damn, he's GOOD!"
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From:pecosy
Date:February 22nd, 2004 08:07 pm (UTC)
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That does it.

I am a spatch audio groupie.
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From:fairymelusine
Date:February 22nd, 2004 08:38 pm (UTC)
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I don't know if it is less validating to comment out of obligation, but I'm doing it anyway.

(also: phone posts work nicely for the whoring too. or so i'm told. ahem.)
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From:isquiesque
Date:February 22nd, 2004 08:53 pm (UTC)

Thank you for your little ray of sunshine...

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...between Cat Town and (Nobody Comments on) My LiveJournal, you are like the happy little butterfly that occasionally flits through the front yard flower bed that is my friend's page.

Or something.

But yeah, you need a job. heh
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From:jessraven
Date:February 23rd, 2004 02:47 pm (UTC)
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I *heart* Spatch

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