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February 12th, 2004


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11:23 pm - OH ME OH MY OH CAT TOWN

HAPPY VALENTINES DAY FROM





WELL IT'S VALENTINES DAY AND ALL THE CATS ARE BUSY MAKING VALENTINES CARDS, LET'S GO SEE WHAT THEY'RE UP TO



VALENTINE,

YOU'RE MY FAVORITE CONSTITUENT!

MAYOR SAILOR SUIT CAT



 




ALTHOUGH I AM A BUSY BUSINESSMAN AND CEO AND OWNER OF THE CAT FOOD FACTORY I COULD USE SOME LOVING, TOO.


BE MINE

J. WELLINGTON CAT III



 



DEAR EL GUAPO I MEAN VALENTINE,

BE MINE FOREVER AND I SHALL CHERISH YOU EVERY DAY OF THE YEAR AND BESTOW UPON YOU KISSES AND SIGHS AND SWEET NOTHINGS LIKE "EL GUAPO, YOU'RE THE CAT FOR ME"

OH POOT

VALENTINE, IF YOU SEE EL GUAPO COULD YOU PLEASE GIVE THIS TO HIM FOR ME?

THANKS
THE LITTLE REDHEAD CAT



 



ROSES ARE RED
VIOLETS ARE BLUE
SUGAR IS SWEET
AND YOU STINK, TOO!

THE ANIMAL HAT GANG

PS YOU STINK



 



HAVE A VERY STYLISH VALENTINE'S DAY

SEE YOU IN LEOPARD PRINT,
BLANCHE



 



BEST NON-COMMITTAL WISHES FOR A HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY FROM YOUR FRIEND, EL GUAPO

DON'T FORGET TO BE SAFE!



 



HEY SUP VALENTINE

YOU REALLY DO STINK

HA HA,
FROGGY



 



YO VALENTINE

I'M RAVIN ABOUT YOU

WOOP WOOP,
DJ HAND PUPPET



 



BE MINE

HURR HURR HURR



 



VALENTINE,

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH





OH BY THE WAY, FEEL FREE TO PRINT OUT THIS PAGE AND CUT OUT THE CARDS AND SEND THEM TO YOUR FAVORITE VALENTINE



KIDS, YOU MAY WANT TO ASK YOUR PARENTS FOR HELP WITH THE SCISSORS

 


AND THAT'S THE WAY IT'S GOING DOWN IN




THE END
A LOVE'S LABOURS LOST PRODUCTION


SMOOCHY SMOOCH MISTER ABBIE

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From:betweenstations
Date:February 13th, 2004 05:07 am (UTC)
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I laughed, I cried, I ODed on sugar.
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From:tyopsqueene
Date:February 13th, 2004 09:42 am (UTC)
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*snerk*

I'm *so* breakign my "no cards or presents this year" promise to print those out for The Boy.
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From:pecosy
Date:February 13th, 2004 05:15 pm (UTC)
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Now I can give the gift of Cat Town. Or at least a card of Cat Town.

Valentine's Day is saved!!
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From:phonemonkey
Date:February 15th, 2004 04:04 am (UTC)
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Ohhh that El Guapo...he's so dreamy!
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From:doctor_sentence
Date:February 15th, 2004 10:37 pm (UTC)
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For some reason I get little red Xes instead of the photos. But I still have my memories of the dramatis personae from previous instalments.
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From:mschlock
Date:February 27th, 2004 12:01 pm (UTC)
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I just friended you but wanted to tell you that I am not a weird stalker. I stumbled on an entry you made in Orkut's LJ community, to which I do not belong, but my friend does, and this morning I was browsing her communities because I am easily distractable, and I said, dude, it's that guy! Which is a very convoluted way to run into someone, but hey.

I find CAT TOWN insanely amusing, and have since like September, but I bet you get that ALL THE TIME.

Anyway, that is why you now have a new random friend. Woohoo!

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