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February 1st, 2004

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08:57 am
So CBS is touting the SUPER SPECIAL MYSTERY GUEST who will appear at the crummy halftime show?

My cynical, oh-for-pete's-sake guess is this: It won't be an entertainer. It'll be Jessica Lynch.

It's exactly the shitty flag-wavin' kinda SALUTE TO US! move I could see them making.

Please, CBS, prove me wrong. Prove me very wrong. I defy you.

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From:cheezdanish
Date:February 1st, 2004 03:32 pm (UTC)
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It'll be Paris Hilton.
From:(Anonymous)
Date:February 1st, 2004 04:22 pm (UTC)
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I'm guessing it will be Bush. Which would explain why they refuse to air the MoveOn.org ad.
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From:acsumama
Date:February 1st, 2004 04:58 pm (UTC)
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It will be Jesus. He called ahead to let them know about the Second Coming.

Or maybe it will be the *First* coming, and he'll start smiting all us Christians who fell for that false messiah.
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From:cheezdanish
Date:February 1st, 2004 05:09 pm (UTC)

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Jesus at the SuperBowl, eh? I wonder what His stance on Pork Rinds and Hot Dogs will be? (He's Jewish, after all...)
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From:terras
Date:February 1st, 2004 06:39 pm (UTC)
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Oh, would he come already.... I'm starting to chafe.
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From:ooshiny
Date:February 1st, 2004 06:12 pm (UTC)
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sadly, i'm betting you're right.
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From:zorndeslammes
Date:February 1st, 2004 06:44 pm (UTC)

my guesses:

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What I'm hoping for (and will likely not happen): Eminem, who goes on an diatribe about politics to hype the album he's currently recording

What it'll probably be; Some disgusting grandiose three pronged entrance by the All Star Survivor cast

What my wet dream is: Dick Cheney is the special guest, has a heart attack from the excitement or is assassinated by the OH Sniper (a man claiming to be him called in to police claiming people would see him "live on Sunday") while Air Force One concurrently crashes into John Ashcroft's house
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From:cheezdanish
Date:February 1st, 2004 07:34 pm (UTC)

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What it'll probably be; Some disgusting grandiose three pronged entrance by the All Star Survivor cast

Oh my God. Oh my GOD. You're right. Jeebus. It'll be Rupert and Richard and all those skinny girls singing Hit Me With Your Best Shot while Up With People dance in the background.
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From:derspatchel
Date:February 1st, 2004 07:37 pm (UTC)

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oh god, it's the INEVITABLE RETURN of UP, UP WITH PEOPLE
YOU HEAR IT WHEREVER YOU GO...
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From:betweenstations
Date:February 1st, 2004 11:53 pm (UTC)
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After the pre-game, I can only hope it's someone with a machine gun.

I suspect that BushCo are going to helicopter in with Osama.
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From:zorndeslammes
Date:February 2nd, 2004 03:43 am (UTC)

in retrospect

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was it the Janet Jackson's nipple or the fat guy who streaked that was the "special guest"?

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