So CBS is touting the SUPER SPECIAL MYSTERY GUEST who will appear at the crummy halftime show? My cynical, oh-for-pete's-sake guess is this: It won't be an entertainer. It'll be Jessica Lynch. It's exactly the shitty flag-wavin' kinda SALUTE TO US! move I could see them making. Please, CBS, prove me wrong. Prove me very wrong. I defy you.