Someone who just wanted to get a little work done
WHEREAS the afternoon sun comes directly into the living room and the dining room, making such places broilingly hot; and
WHEREAS we made the wise decision of locating our offices on the northernish side of the house with a triple-decker next door; thereby keeping them away from direct sunlight
WE HEREBY PROCLAIM, PRONOUNCE, AND CERTIFY that
one _TYBALT AUTOLYCUS_, a.k.a. _THE EX-RUNT_, _THE RASCAL KING_, _THE KITTEN ITSELF_ and _DOOFUS_; and
one _HESTIA HERMIA_, a.k.a. _X THE UNKNOWN_, _LADY CAT_, _PESTIA_ and _NOBODY'S BUTTERFLY TODAY_
ARE HEREBY PERMITTED
__ACCESS TO THIS ONE GUY'S OFFICE__
UNDER THE STRICT PROVISIONS THAT THEY
Play By, Follow and Don't Mess Around with:
as set down by THE MANAGEMENT.
If youse guys want to stay in this nice, cool room, perfect for sleeping and being super quiet:
- DO NOT CLIMB UP LEGS. Even if you don't really mean it. Even if they're wearing long pants. If you want up on the chair, jump on the chair itself or ask politely. DO NOT attempt to SCALE THE VERTICAL HEIGHTS OF MT. LEGMORE. Too many attempts, O youth 'mid snow and ice, and you're out into the desert there under the harsh Tatooine suns.
- DO NOT FREAK OUT AND RUN AROUND ALL CRAZY. To do so requires nice, long stretches of surface upon which to work up a good running speed, and WOULDN'T YOU KNOW the best place for that would be the HOT SALT FLATS out there under the harsh Tatooine suns to which you will be SUMMARILY DISPATCHED.
- DO NOT FIGHT AND MEAN IT. Master Blaster rules Thudnerdome. Master Blaster knows sometimes kittens want to take a round or two in the Thudnerdome, AS LONG AS IT DON'T GET PERSONAL. Once it do get personal, and someone CRIES UNCLE, combatants must CEASE ALL FIGHTING YOU CHOWDAHEADS and COOL YUH JETS ALREDDY. Should HOSTILITIES CONTINUE, the combatant with whom Master Blaster is MOST DISPLEASED shall be BANISHED to the DINING ROOM WASTELAND under the harsh Tatooine suns and maybe we're overdoing it with the science-fiction here.
- DON'T EAT ANYTHING YOU SHOULDN'T. The Management reserves the right and will do its utmost to remove from the floor WHATEVER IMPLEMENTS IT FINDS that YOU WEIRDOS might find APPETIZING. This includes but is not limited to
- PLASTIC BAGS
- PAPER BAGS
- ANY OTHER BAG THERE IS
- NOT FOOD
- ANYTHING ELSE THAT COMES UP AND YOU KNOW IT WILL BECAUSE CATS.
_____what_____ T. AUTOLYCUS (cat)
___whatever___ HESTIA H. (cat)
______us______ THE PEOPLE. (people)
AND ANYONE WHO SAYS OTHERWISE CAN GO TO TOSHI STATION AND PICK UP SOME POWER CONVERTERS.