It's just this little chromium switch, here... (derspatchel) wrote,
It's just this little chromium switch, here...

This is not an Abbie post (he's doing okay, active and eating a little and sleeping under my bed)

To: Michael Bay
Cc: Jerry Bruckheimer
Re: Pacific Rim

I hope you heard that bell ringing, because Guillermo del Toro just TOOK YOU TO SCHOOL.

You need never make another incoherent, idiotic giant robot action film featuring racial stereotype humor, Megan Fox's breasts, and a plot that nobody gives a good goddamn about because they can't make heads or tails out of it. It has been proven and capably so that you can throw zillions of dollars at an action movie and produce an exciting flick which doesn't make the audience stupider for seeing it. Go home.

Bruckie, I know you had nothing to do with Bay's robot crap, but you're part of the problem too.

Best wishes in your new careers,
Somebody old enough to be out of your target demographic

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