January 21st, 2004
|07:52 am - IT'S MY BIRTHDAY|
And to celebrate, I want everybody to do something today that rhymes with bacon! And don't worry about using a word that's already been used, cause, like, bacon is versatile and so are we!
"I punched a guy who looked like Clay Aiken" is A-OK!!
"I went to Blockbuster to rent Gladiator, but all the copies were taken" is OKAY, TOO!
"There were a lot of leaves on my lawn so I spent all day rakin" would work IF WE WERE NOT IN THE MIDDLE OF WINTER!!
GOLLY BUT THERE'S A LOT TO DO, SO LET'S GET SHAKIN!
Happy birthday, I trust you won't be forsaken.
|Date:||January 21st, 2004 01:54 pm (UTC)|| |
I waited for a doctor's call that left me quakin'?
Hippo birdie two ewe!
You're fakin' your meeting hoping not to awaken.
|Date:||January 21st, 2004 02:10 pm (UTC)|| |
Simulating nuclear war is fun! I want to see if this Cray can.
|Date:||January 21st, 2004 02:15 pm (UTC)|| |
i have cramps today; my tummy is achin'!
|Date:||January 21st, 2004 02:29 pm (UTC)|| |
I scratched my butt upon awakin'!
I rose from my slumber like a quadraplegic kraken, and in the cause of comfort underwear have forsaken.
I'm doin' a happy dance fulla butt-shakin'!
Happy Birthday! I hope you've got a cake bakin'.
In your honor, we smoke the herb Jamaican!
Thought I'd write a poem on bacon,
But the best rhymes have been taken.
Still, I'll carry on, unshaken,
And my muse, I'll try to waken.
Spatch, I hope someone is bakin'
A humongous birthday cake an'
That it's tasty to partake in
('Twill be so, lest I'm mistaken).
I'd post, but I've got to feed my kraken.
*Hands Spatch a poetry anthology with Robert Blake in*
|Date:||January 21st, 2004 04:48 pm (UTC)|| |
Happy Birthday Spatch! All the rhymes are taken!
Come for dinner! Just don't ask what I am a makin'!
I was due to meet McDuff and WTDT in a pub which I thought respectable, but it turns out I was MISTAKEN and it’s a GODFORSAKEN place, but I am UNSHAKEN. Although they’ve CON-ned me into going to some skanky student dive I shall be a BEACON of calm and maturity.
(NB: I am allowed to use whatever rhymes I like due to being British and claiming accentual difference, etc.)