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January 21st, 2004


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07:52 am - IT'S MY BIRTHDAY
And to celebrate, I want everybody to do something today that rhymes with bacon! And don't worry about using a word that's already been used, cause, like, bacon is versatile and so are we!

"I punched a guy who looked like Clay Aiken" is A-OK!!

"I went to Blockbuster to rent Gladiator, but all the copies were taken" is OKAY, TOO!

"There were a lot of leaves on my lawn so I spent all day rakin" would work IF WE WERE NOT IN THE MIDDLE OF WINTER!!

GOLLY BUT THERE'S A LOT TO DO, SO LET'S GET SHAKIN!

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From:aussie_nyc
Date:January 21st, 2004 01:50 pm (UTC)
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Happy birthday, I trust you won't be forsaken.
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From:rigel
Date:January 21st, 2004 01:54 pm (UTC)
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I waited for a doctor's call that left me quakin'?

Hippo birdie two ewe!
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From:betweenstations
Date:January 21st, 2004 03:27 pm (UTC)
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You're fakin' your meeting hoping not to awaken.
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From:markm
Date:January 21st, 2004 02:10 pm (UTC)
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Simulating nuclear war is fun! I want to see if this Cray can.
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From:karyn
Date:January 21st, 2004 02:15 pm (UTC)
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i have cramps today; my tummy is achin'!

happy birthday!
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From:ooshiny
Date:January 21st, 2004 02:29 pm (UTC)
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I scratched my butt upon awakin'!
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From:maga_dogg
Date:January 21st, 2004 02:32 pm (UTC)
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I rose from my slumber like a quadraplegic kraken, and in the cause of comfort underwear have forsaken.
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From:lexinatrix
Date:January 21st, 2004 02:56 pm (UTC)
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I'm doin' a happy dance fulla butt-shakin'!

Happy birthday!
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From:misquoted
Date:January 21st, 2004 03:23 pm (UTC)
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Happy Birthday! I hope you've got a cake bakin'.
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From:betweenstations
Date:January 21st, 2004 03:30 pm (UTC)
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In your honor, we smoke the herb Jamaican!
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From:misquoted
Date:January 21st, 2004 05:08 pm (UTC)
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Damn, you're good! :)
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From:tablesaw
Date:January 21st, 2004 03:53 pm (UTC)
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Thought I'd write a poem on bacon,
But the best rhymes have been taken.
Still, I'll carry on, unshaken,
And my muse, I'll try to waken.

Spatch, I hope someone is bakin'
A humongous birthday cake an'
That it's tasty to partake in
('Twill be so, lest I'm mistaken).
From:ungratefulninja
Date:January 21st, 2004 04:23 pm (UTC)
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I'd post, but I've got to feed my kraken.
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From:sandrylene
Date:January 21st, 2004 04:31 pm (UTC)
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*Hands Spatch a poetry anthology with Robert Blake in*
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From:duchez
Date:January 21st, 2004 04:48 pm (UTC)
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Happy Birthday Spatch! All the rhymes are taken!
Come for dinner! Just don't ask what I am a makin'!
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From:tyopsqueene
Date:January 21st, 2004 05:27 pm (UTC)
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Well....
I was due to meet McDuff and WTDT in a pub which I thought respectable, but it turns out I was MISTAKEN and it’s a GODFORSAKEN place, but I am UNSHAKEN. Although they’ve CON-ned me into going to some skanky student dive I shall be a BEACON of calm and maturity.

How’s that?

(NB: I am allowed to use whatever rhymes I like due to being British and claiming accentual difference, etc.)

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