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July 20th, 2010

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12:22 am - Film haiku
Urine on the rug
The bums lost, condolences
Yet the Dude abides

Amity summer
Shark! Close the beaches! Get Quint!
Smile you sonofa

Atlanta's burning
Scarlett will not go hungry
No damns are given

A mission from God:
Get the band back together
Crash a lot of cars

Greetings, Starfighter!
We recruited you because
You got the high score

Short-term memory
His pictures remind him of
Short-term memory

A girl with Muppets
Little brother needs saving
There's Bowie's package

Ex-Mafioso
Remembering the old days
Cue Layla coda

M Night Shylaman
Blah blah blah twist at the end
No damns are given

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From:morgaine723
Date:July 20th, 2010 04:36 am (UTC)
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The great mister Spatch
Amuses interweb fans
None match his sharp wit
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From:brinylon
Date:July 20th, 2010 10:47 am (UTC)
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Childhood memories
They are now forever ruined
Damn you, Spatch, damn you.

(Naah, ILU)
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From:joyeous
Date:July 20th, 2010 01:10 pm (UTC)
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Wow, these are so great!
Must have taken forever!
When did you find time?

:-P
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From:batyatoon
Date:July 20th, 2010 01:33 pm (UTC)
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Last chance to leave town
He tells her to go; says "here's
looking at you, kid"
From:dcart
Date:July 20th, 2010 04:00 pm (UTC)
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I love this.
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From:greenlily
Date:July 20th, 2010 07:52 pm (UTC)
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DROVE CAR THROUGH MOUNTAIN
HAVE BEEN IONIZED BUT AM
OKAY NOW FULL STOP
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From:juldea
Date:July 20th, 2010 10:40 pm (UTC)
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Win!

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