December 16th, 2009
|06:48 pm - OKAY INTERNET SMARTPANTS|
There's that old chestnut where the three little old ladies with bad hearing aids are walking down the street and the first one says "It's certainly windy today!" and the second says "No, it's Thursday." and the third says "So am I! Let's go get a drink."
Now, hypothetically speaking here, what if a lip reader were to see somebody saying "He can read lips" and, well, misread it? What other phrase might they mistake it for?
I can neither confirm nor deny that this research is being conducted in the name of the next PMRP presentation, but I'll give you a big fat "olive juice" shout-out in the credits if you come up with Just The Thing.
|Date:||December 17th, 2009 12:00 am (UTC)|| |
"She has breeding hips"?
That's an interesting mental image to be sure.
|Date:||December 17th, 2009 09:31 am (UTC)|| |
wait how did you think the exact same thing I did before I read the comments. waht.
|Date:||December 17th, 2009 12:32 am (UTC)|| |
Be tan, free tips!
No worries if you didn't find Just The Thing. You get olive juice no matter what!
Hebes can't relapse.
Heat canners eclipse.
He can't re-lisp.
Eat cans of real imps.
Lest one of my suggested phrases be taken the wrong way, I should clarify my personal Hebe-ness for those not in the know. Yes, friends, I am a proud member of the Hebrew tribe. Thank you, thank you very much and good night.
|Date:||December 17th, 2009 04:04 am (UTC)|| |
"Look at my clit"
|Date:||December 17th, 2009 04:56 am (UTC)|| |
Egads, real imps!
|Date:||December 18th, 2009 01:18 am (UTC)|| |
Incan free labs!
Deacon red dubs!
|Date:||December 18th, 2009 09:18 pm (UTC)|| |
|Date:||December 18th, 2009 09:20 pm (UTC)|| |
Oops, I was thinking of other things that you can mistake the reading of the lips for. Sorry, here I am, crashing your LJ and I don't even follow the directions. Disregard.