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December 16th, 2009

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06:48 pm - OKAY INTERNET SMARTPANTS
There's that old chestnut where the three little old ladies with bad hearing aids are walking down the street and the first one says "It's certainly windy today!" and the second says "No, it's Thursday." and the third says "So am I! Let's go get a drink."

Now, hypothetically speaking here, what if a lip reader were to see somebody saying "He can read lips" and, well, misread it? What other phrase might they mistake it for?

I can neither confirm nor deny that this research is being conducted in the name of the next PMRP presentation, but I'll give you a big fat "olive juice" shout-out in the credits if you come up with Just The Thing.

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From:ooshiny
Date:December 17th, 2009 12:00 am (UTC)
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"She has breeding hips"?
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From:derspatchel
Date:December 17th, 2009 12:26 am (UTC)
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That's an interesting mental image to be sure.
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From:semer
Date:December 17th, 2009 09:31 am (UTC)
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wait how did you think the exact same thing I did before I read the comments. waht.
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From:xiphias
Date:December 17th, 2009 12:32 am (UTC)
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Be tan, free tips!
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From:derspatchel
Date:December 17th, 2009 04:37 pm (UTC)
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No worries if you didn't find Just The Thing. You get olive juice no matter what!
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From:thetathx1138
Date:December 17th, 2009 01:50 am (UTC)
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He can't leave tips.
From:cynicalgal
Date:December 17th, 2009 02:23 am (UTC)
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Hebes can't relapse.
Heat canners eclipse.
He can't re-lisp.
Eat cans of real imps.
From:cynicalgal
Date:December 17th, 2009 05:29 am (UTC)
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Lest one of my suggested phrases be taken the wrong way, I should clarify my personal Hebe-ness for those not in the know. Yes, friends, I am a proud member of the Hebrew tribe. Thank you, thank you very much and good night.
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From:ravenword
Date:December 17th, 2009 02:59 am (UTC)
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A good, wet lapse.
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From:eeka13
Date:December 17th, 2009 04:04 am (UTC)
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"Look at my clit"
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From:mmcirvin
Date:December 17th, 2009 04:56 am (UTC)
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Egads, real imps!
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From:ikkarus01
Date:December 17th, 2009 04:34 pm (UTC)
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Hey candied nips.
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From:dogofthefuture
Date:December 17th, 2009 10:02 pm (UTC)
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He canned weedlets.
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From:sanspoof
Date:December 18th, 2009 01:18 am (UTC)
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Incan free labs!
Ticking relapse!
Deacon red dubs!
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From:hmrpita
Date:December 18th, 2009 09:18 pm (UTC)
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Vacuum
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From:hmrpita
Date:December 18th, 2009 09:20 pm (UTC)
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Oops, I was thinking of other things that you can mistake the reading of the lips for. Sorry, here I am, crashing your LJ and I don't even follow the directions. Disregard.

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