15% - In the morning
40% - In the evening
25% - Two at a time
10% - With new wave hairdos
5% - Smiling at White Castle
4% - Smiling at the Nile
<1% - Jocking Mike D to my dismay
Results based on a study conducted by the firm Horovitz, Diamond and Yauch with assistance from Dr. Lee, Ph.D.
