That I have yet to find the optimal popcorn-nuking time for this microwave. 3:30 burns, 3:15 leaves enough recalcitrant unpopped kernels in the bowl to make me wish I'd tried 3:20, though that also brings on the UH OH THAT IS ALMOST TOO LONG burning smell.
That in order to right-click with MouseKeys, you must first hit the - on the keypad to signify YES I WANT A RIGHT MOUSE BUTTON, then use the 5 on the keypad because that's the Button Clicking key, and then to get back to having the 5 be a left mouse button, use / on the keypad to signify NOW I AM A LEFT MOUSE BUTTON. Because apparently having one key act as LMB and one key act as RMB (or even the option to map the keypad as such) would've been too hard.
That in spite of that, I am having tons of fun zooming the mouse cursor around the screen with my keyboard. It's technological de-evolution at work, when you think about it, but that doesn't rattle me one bit. I can play some of the games I really wanted to play last night, and so that makes things a bit better.
That I still don't know what the fuck I'm supposed to be doing for New Year's Eve. Maybe if I'm lucky I'll go a bit wild and do some laundry.