And it all started with:
1. A favorite technical catchphrase
2. Picture of PARTY TIME AND LOTS OF WORDS IN ALL CAPS
3. Some post from the future that didn't work
4. Some inane conversation between me and my mom involving mystery wounds
5. Brilliantly tasteless Photoshop turning Scientology propaganda into a Goofus & Gallant swinger's party joke
Some things I guess never change.