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June 18th, 2009

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02:50 pm - Spatch's Law of Men's Bathroom Usage
If you're standing in front of the urinal and the only thing in your hands is your Blackberry, YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG.

Move away from the urinal, you sonofabitch, and let someone with a full bladder take a crack at the damn thing

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Date:June 18th, 2009 07:02 pm (UTC)
Oh goodness.

Words to live by.
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Date:June 18th, 2009 07:22 pm (UTC)
I hope someday to meet these people, so I know never to touch their BlackBerry.

(My mom's husband plays an acoustic guitar while on the toilet. He seems surprised that I never want to handle it, ever.)
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Date:June 18th, 2009 07:49 pm (UTC)
He should at least have the decency to move to a stall. Born in a barn, these people.
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Date:June 18th, 2009 07:53 pm (UTC)
And here I thought it was bad enough when all you hear from the stalls (aside from, you know, the obvious) is the furious clicking of people on their smart phones haha... :|
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Date:June 18th, 2009 08:12 pm (UTC)
Well, if you're bored in there...
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Date:June 18th, 2009 08:11 pm (UTC)
The proper response is to smack the Blackberry out of their hands into the urinal.
Date:June 18th, 2009 08:47 pm (UTC)
If it's your iPhone on the other hand ... yes, there's an app for that.

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Date:June 18th, 2009 09:20 pm (UTC)
This reply is the 3Gs of LJ replies today
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Date:June 18th, 2009 10:59 pm (UTC)
I bet masturbation is complicated for those Blackberry users. I say "I bet," not "I imagine." The former is much safer than the latter.
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Date:June 19th, 2009 12:37 am (UTC)
Maybe he's taking (and sending) a picture.

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