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09:22 am - No one told us there would be fish in the sea. The children were startled.
The Telegraph recently ran an article detailing the amount of ludicrous complaints tour operators have received from various tourists who would have done better just staying at home.

One tourist was unhappy because there were too many Spanish people in Spain. Another one complained that the beaches were too sandy. And a third was bit by a mosquito and was thoroughly chagrined, because "no one told us they bite."

"No one told us" is a common theme. Wonder why.

Oh, and then there's the elephant. That might be the best one of all. G'wan and read it already.

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Date:March 19th, 2009 03:37 pm (UTC)
There's Indian food in India! What the fuck!
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Date:March 19th, 2009 03:41 pm (UTC)
I bet that complaint was about an all-in resort. As far as I know, those places usually have "international" food primarily, and may or may not also have whatever the locals eat.
Date:March 19th, 2009 04:02 pm (UTC)
I can just about imagine that someone could have just picked Goa as a destination from a winter sun holiday brochure without really thinking through the implication of it being in India.

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