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March 3rd, 2009

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08:19 pm - a fine palate cleanser for this evening
OMG YOU GUYS LET ME ON. Notes written to a website from kids who let themselves get caught by the "Are You Under 13?" age verification filter.
hey [company name] people can you
erase the thing on my computer that
says you are under the age of 13
because im 20

p.s. you are all bitch for doing that
Presented with minimal context and no commentary.
you know ho i am know put me on
freaken sing up page you know good
peple this is the last time i am goning to
deal with this or i will call you and yell
know do your JOB IDITS

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From:cheezdanish
Date:March 4th, 2009 01:42 am (UTC)
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you are all bitch

you are all bitch

you are all bitch

you are all bitch
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From:phonemonkey
Date:March 4th, 2009 01:50 am (UTC)
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You know, that should be the next meme. We need to get everyone saying you are all bitch to everything.
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From:wring
Date:March 4th, 2009 02:00 am (UTC)
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ia
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From:bluesauce
Date:March 4th, 2009 02:05 am (UTC)
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Agreed!
From:tansu
Date:March 4th, 2009 09:42 am (UTC)
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Totally.
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From:semer
Date:March 4th, 2009 06:17 am (UTC)
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For some reason this makes me think, All Your Bitch are Belong to Us.
From:ungratefulninja
Date:March 4th, 2009 07:18 am (UTC)
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koalas are underage?
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From:maga_dogg
Date:March 4th, 2009 01:49 am (UTC)
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I just like the image of a 129-year-old writing "you are dorks anyway bye LOSERS".
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From:ron_newman
Date:March 4th, 2009 02:27 am (UTC)
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For some reason, it refused to accept either 1066 or 1865 as a birth year.

Edit: Oops, I thought you were still talking about Skittles.

Edited at 2009-03-04 02:59 am (UTC)
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From:abbetaka
Date:March 4th, 2009 03:56 am (UTC)
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Ooh! I like this.
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From:sup3rmark
Date:March 4th, 2009 04:54 am (UTC)
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haha okay srsly though what is the context?
From:zhym
Date:March 4th, 2009 02:14 pm (UTC)

Why do so many of them sound like Abbie?

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Actually, only the more coherent ones sound like Abbie:

okay listen here i am not ten i am 15 and you are not letting me join the comunity
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From:prog
Date:March 4th, 2009 02:57 pm (UTC)
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I like that, after the "Oops I clicked 1994 instead of 1993 lol sorry now let me on" ones, the most standard response is to blame the little brother or sister for typing in the wrong year (or, in one case, just bumping the user's arm and messing up their own typing).

It's a hilarious but entirely understandable natural response. Authority figure scolding you while you're in your own home? Blame it on the brat!
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From:mybadhairlife
Date:March 4th, 2009 03:18 pm (UTC)
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My favourite line is "know do your JOB IDITS".

Sadly, I have dealt with several adults well over 13 who might write the exact same line.

My favourite example: "I want custasy of my kid's. Theyre mom is crayzey.
From:archangelsk
Date:March 4th, 2009 04:30 pm (UTC)

buggre alle this

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look i am telling you i am 20 and i am trying to join i use and facke every thing and i sorry dont repliy just fix it my best friends littel girl is 12 and is joined


THAT IS MY BIRTH YEAR

GIVE IT BACK
YOU ARE A WEBMASTER

IT WON'T EVEN FIT
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From:granuaile
Date:March 7th, 2009 06:49 am (UTC)

Re: buggre alle this

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Win!

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