February 3rd, 2009
|12:27 am - THIS IS IMPORTANT SCIENTIFIC STUFF HERE|
Hey I have an idea let's send Ticky and Abbie off on a magical adventure to Egypt where they will be revered as gods regardless of how retarded they are.
|Date:||February 3rd, 2009 05:37 am (UTC)|| |
I'm wondering what action or actions prompted this thoroughly scientific survey.
|Date:||February 3rd, 2009 06:06 am (UTC)|| |
This is a true statement for many people, I am sure.
And yet, I cannot tell if it is directly connected with the preferences for bacon!
It is a mystery!
Abbie is very smart at being Abbie.
|Date:||February 3rd, 2009 06:07 am (UTC)|| |
You know the most retarded cat I know is a tuxedo cat? I wonder if there's a brain disease that comes with it...
You know the most retarded dog I know is a tuxedo dog or as I like to call her, Hitler Dog? I think there should be a scientific survey.
|Date:||February 3rd, 2009 07:04 am (UTC)|| |
So you have more goose brains than a cat. Sounds like a fancy hors d'oeuvres party!
Or wait - is there a line missing that indicates that near the middle is the goose amount? And the Y-axis isn't merely labeled "Brains God Gave A Goose?"
Some things are beyond measuring with cold hard numbers you know.
Some things, for that matter, are beneath such measurement.
THESE HUMAN CONCEPTS OF NUMBERS AND MEASUREMENT AND QUANTIFICATION MEAN NOTHING TO THE HIGHER MIND FOUR POWER OF TIMECUBE
|Date:||February 3rd, 2009 12:58 pm (UTC)|| |
But personality counts for a lot.
|Date:||February 3rd, 2009 02:51 pm (UTC)|| |
I just wish that fat cat would quit hissing at any other thing on her eye level, even if it's 10 feet away.
Dear Mister Science Mans,
I am having trouble determining whether observed behavior of my cat is evidence of being dim-witted or merely lazy. Can you devise an experiment to help?
With a large volume of thanks (in a spherical mass),
An Aspiring Cat-Scientist