It's just this little chromium switch, here... (derspatchel) wrote,
It's just this little chromium switch, here...

whee hee hee


And now, Spatch's Super Simple Bachelor Chow Home Cookin' is proud to present

You will need:
  • Half a one-pound box of ziti
  • One 26-ounce jar of spaghetti sauce (you pick)
  • One pound ground beef
  • Oregano, salt, pepper, other spices you may like (to taste)
Here's what to do:
  1. Brown the ground beef and drain.
  2. Boil the half-box of ziti for 10 minutes or until all denty.
  3. Mix the spaghetti sauce and the ground beef in another pot under low heat. Heat up until the ziti's done. Put in some spices if you like.
  4. (for more fun treat the ground beef with spices before you cook it too. Mmm, oreganoy.)
  5. Pour sauce over ziti.
  6. Eat.
  7. ...
  8. Profit

Serves one of me but probably two of you

SUPER SERVING FUN TIP: Wow your cats with this concoction served in martini glasses!

SPATCH'S SUPER SIMPLE BACHELOR CHOW HOME COOKIN' is provided as a service to those of you who, like our hero here, sometimes forget how to make the simple things in life, relegating yourselves to frozen dinner and soup from a can and Spaghettios eaten hobo-style. If Mr. Spatch can do it, so can you!

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