Turns out Windows XP can run After Dark 4.0 with a tweak or two to the Display Settings applet. (The older modules, unfortunately, won't run in their 16-bit state, so no Sartori, You Bet Your Head or Mowin' Man for me.) Anyway, now that there are toasters once more flying across a monitor near us, we'd like you to please stand now, remove your caps, set your preferred toast settings and face front as we sing the beloved anthem of a generation:
Flying out of the sun The smell of toast is in the air When there's a job to be done The Flying Toasters will be there.
And it's flap! Flap! Flap! Now help is on the way. This vic'try song they sing: We pop up to save the day On mighty Toaster Wings!
In brightest day or After Dark When times of trouble are at hand The Flying Toasters set a spark And hope is blazing 'cross the land!
And it's flap! Flap! Flap! Salvation from above A precious gift they bring: Gleaming Angels of Love On mi-ghty Toa-ster Wings!