December 10th, 2003
|10:33 am - OK CAT TOWN|
SINCE YOU HAVE BEEN GOOD AND EATEN ALL YOUR VEGETABLES HERE IS ANOTHER EXCITING EPISODE OF
THE BIG GAME
CAT TOWN TECH IS HAVING ITS ANNUAL HOMECOMING GAME AGAINST THEIR AGE-OLD RIVALS, LET'S GO OR WE'LL MISS THE FIRST HALF
BRICKA BRACKA FIRECRACKER, SIS BOOM BAH
I'M THE ANNOUNCER WHO IS ALWAYS ANNOUNCING THINGS, AND WELCOME TO THE CAT TOWN TECH HOMECOMING GAME
YAY, GO CAT TOWN TECH FIGHTIN' BROCCOLI
ALL RIGHT TEAM NOW YOU KNOW THE DRILL, WE BREAK ON three AND WE DO ZONE DEFENSE, OK
YOU GOT IT COACH QUARTERBACK
I AM THE UMPIRE
RAH RAH REE, KICK 'EM IN THE KNEE
SO DID YOU SWIPE EL GUAPO'S PLAYBOOK LIKE I ASKED YOU TO
SURE THING BOSS, AND I ALSO STOLE THEIR BROCCOLI MASCOT WHILE I WAS AT IT
I GOT HUNGRY AND ATE THE MASCOT HURR HURR HURR
ALL RIGHT, BREAK AND FORTY-FIVE RED, SEVENTY-THREE BLUE, PURPLE OVAL ON SIX AND A HAM ON RYE
WHAT'S THE PLAYBOOK SAY ABOUT THAT
IT SAYS THEY'RE GONNA TRY TO SCORE A HOME RUN
WELL WE'LL JUST MAKE SURE THEY DON'T GET PAST THE CREASE
HELP I'VE BEEN TACKLED
HA HA, GOTCHA
THROW IT TO ME, EL GUAPO, I'M OPEN
GO LONG, HERE'S THE HAIL MARY
HA HA, I PUT SOME GREASE ON THE FIELD SO EL GUAPO WILL SLIP
OH NO, I SLIPPED
THAT'S A ONE STROKE PENALTY FOR SLIPPING, I'M AFRAID
SOMETHING TELLS ME OUR OPPONENTS ARE CHEATING, i'll get to the bottom of this
GIMME A D, GIMME AN E, GIMME AN F, GIMME ANOTHER E, GIMME AN N, GIMME AN S, AND GIMME A THIRD E
PUT THEM TOGETHER AND WHAT DO YOU GOT
SEARCH ME, I'M JUST A FREAKIN HAND PUPPET
OH NO SPORTS FANS IT'S DOWN TO THE LAST PLAY OF THE GAME AND THE CAT TOWN TECH FIGHTIN' BROCCOLI ARE TRAILING BY ONLY 3 WICKETS
GUYS WE GOT THIS GAME IN THE BAG
THIS WAS SO EASY I'M ASHAMED OF MYSELF
BROCCOLI MAKES ME GASSY HURR HURR HURR
GUYS I THINK THEY STOLE OUR PLAYBOOK SO LET'S USE OUR OTHER PLAYBOOK OKAY
I SURE AM GLAD THEY DIDN'T STEAL OUR OTHER PLAYBOOK
I SURE AM GLAD YOU STOLE THEIR OTHER PLAYBOOK
NO PROBLEM BOSS, IT WAS EASY
I HEARD THAT
NOW GET OUT OF OUR HUDDLE
THAT'S A FIVE YARD PENALTY FOR BEING IN SOMEONE ELSE'S HUDDLE, CAT TOWN TECH STILL HAS THE BALL
okay i am going to whisper this we'll use our other other playbook for this one ok
you got it el guapo
this cockamamie scheme of yours better work el guapo or else we'll all have to wear dresses to the homecoming dance
YOU SEE THE S IS FOR SUPA, THE U IS FOR UNIQUE, THE P IS FOR PERFECTION CUZ YOU KNOW THAT WE ARE FREAKS
OKAY GREEN 75, ORANGE 98, TURK 182, HUT HUT HIKE
WHAT'S THE OTHER PLAYBOOK SAY ABOUT THAT ONE
UH IT SAYS WE ARE TO RUN OFF THE FIELD AND GET INTO THE CHEATER'S JAIL
CAN'T FAULT THAT STRATEGY, C'MON LET'S GO BEFORE WE GET CALLED FOR OFFSIDES
EL GUAPO PASSES TO THAT OTHER CAT, FADES BACK, HE'S WIDE OPEN, KORSAROVSKY IN THE POCKET, DRIBBLES ONCE, HE SWINGS AND CONNECTS AND YES, YES, I THINK IT COULD BE, I THINK IT IS, YES!!
DING DING, EL GUAPO HAS CAUGHT THE GOLDEN SNITCH AND WON THE GAME
WHO THE HELL ARE YOU
EL GUAPO EL GUAPO HE'S OUR CAT, IF HE CAN'T DO IT, YOU'RE TOO FAT
CHEER ALL YOU LIKE BUT I COULDN'T HAVE DONE IT WITHOUT THE GREAT TEAMWORK OF ALL YOU GUYS
CAN WE COME OUT OF THE CHEATER'S JAIL NOW
AND THAT'S THE GAME, CAT TOWN TECH WINS WITH A SCORE OF FIVE HUNDRED TO LIKE ALMOST FIVE HUNDRED
I CAN'T WAIT FOR THE SADIE HAWKINS DANCE
OH I ALMOST FORGOT I HAVE TO BE HOME BY 10 CAUSE I FORGOT TO TAPE LAW AND ORDER
OH ALL RIGHT YOU CAN COME WITH ME BUT YOU BETTER NOT GET ALL MOONY WHEN MCCOY SHOWS UP
OH I WON'T, I PROMISE YOU, I SURE WON'T
WELL HE WAS LIKE THAT WHEN WE FOUND HIM, STILL IN HIS SPORTS JERSEY, FLAT ON HIS BACK AND COVERED IN SMOOCH MARKS
SEEMS TO ME THIS OL' CAT TOOK ONE FOR THE TEAM
AND THAT'S THE WAY IT'S GOING DOWN IN
A "I KNOW THAT'S THE WRONG FONT" PRODUCTION
SPONSORED IN PART BY THE GOOD PEOPLE AT ABBIE THE CAT
|Date:||December 10th, 2003 04:50 pm (UTC)|| |
boy am i glad i got to skip work today.
|Date:||December 10th, 2003 04:58 pm (UTC)|| |
OH NO SPATCH I DID NOT EAT MY VEGETABLES I WAS JUST HIDING THEM UNDER MY PLATE
OH IN THAT CASE YOU CAN ONLY READ HALF, BUT YOU HAVE TO STOP WHEN THE HAND PUPPET CAT SAYS "WHAT"
sir patchel, i feel it is my duty to let you know
when i got to Hogwarts cat, my tea came OUT MY NOSE
thank you and goodnight.
|Date:||December 10th, 2003 06:17 pm (UTC)|| |
Brilliant as usual.
|Date:||December 10th, 2003 07:26 pm (UTC)|| |
And, yes, the Hogwarts cat = SNERK.
CAT TOWN == NOT SAFE FOR WORK
Quick! The Heimlich! I just choked on a guffaw!
I laughed. I cried. I tried to make my own cats wear Christmas wear.
Hot damn, I'm glad to see Calvinball finally achieved (semi-)organized sport status! (Beautiful episode, man. This one has Emmy written all over it.)
Spatch, you are awarded the rare bow-down-and-worship Japanese emoticon.
And then some.
Yay Cat Town! That handsome El Guapo cat has saved the day once again!
CALIFORNIA ORANGES ARIZONA CACTUS WE PLAY THESE GUYS JUST FOR PRACTICE!
BUT I CAN'T CHEER ANYMORE BECAUSE ALL MY OTHER CHEERS ARE NASTY. GO EL GUAPO
Nasty cheers are AOK but they may not be repeated in CAT TOWN.
I was also trying to remember the cadence of the BE AGGRESSIVE cheer but I forgot it.
|Date:||December 11th, 2003 02:53 pm (UTC)|| |
I just wanna know, how you get the pics. Good grief those are some mellow cats!
(this being only my second episode of Cat Town, maybe you already explained this and I missed it.)