Anybody who tells you that is a complete and utter liar.
And I did not come up with a game called Superman where you take a fast motorcycle and speed full-tilt down one of the Algonquin avenues until you smack into a car, fly off the bike and soar for a block and a half while hollering "SUPERMAAAAAAAN!!" Bonus points if you hit a streetlight or traffic signal. Honestly we have the next Olympic sport on our hands here, people. That is, if I'd actually done that.