It's just this little chromium switch, here... (derspatchel) wrote,
It's just this little chromium switch, here...
derspatchel

This post uses a variant on the Growf scale of domestic animal satisfaction:
 PET |                                                        | MEAT
-----+--------------------------------------------------------+------
                                                          XXX          ABBIE
                                              XXX                      MARTHA
-----+--------------------------------------------------------+------

Things lost so far in the early morning shenanigans include a wineglass, a small stack of empty soda cans, a stack of books (note: the structure of the stacks were lost and not the cans and books themselves) and approximately several hours' sleep. Apparently I was unaware the cats had scheduled drag races to occur this morning from 3 AM on. And since it seems that cats have developed their own laws of physics, a drag-racing cat in motion this morning tends to stay in motion until it jumps up on a desk or dresser or what have you.

An extension of the scale beyond MEAT, tenatively titled FLOATING HEAD OVER PAWS DOWN THE CHARLES, has yet to be added, but if this shit keeps up lord knows it's going in.
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