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December 8th, 2003

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05:13 am
This post uses a variant on the Growf scale of domestic animal satisfaction:
 PET |                                                        | MEAT
                                                          XXX          ABBIE
                                              XXX                      MARTHA

Things lost so far in the early morning shenanigans include a wineglass, a small stack of empty soda cans, a stack of books (note: the structure of the stacks were lost and not the cans and books themselves) and approximately several hours' sleep. Apparently I was unaware the cats had scheduled drag races to occur this morning from 3 AM on. And since it seems that cats have developed their own laws of physics, a drag-racing cat in motion this morning tends to stay in motion until it jumps up on a desk or dresser or what have you.

An extension of the scale beyond MEAT, tenatively titled FLOATING HEAD OVER PAWS DOWN THE CHARLES, has yet to be added, but if this shit keeps up lord knows it's going in.

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Date:December 8th, 2003 11:45 am (UTC)
Needs more TUNA DELICIOUS, clearly.
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Date:December 8th, 2003 11:21 pm (UTC)
The whole world needs more TUNA DELICIOUS!
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Date:December 8th, 2003 03:58 pm (UTC)
My normally quiet Ono has decided that she has a beautiful singing voice and last night practiced her scales, from tiny whiny mew to full-blown ME-OW, as I attempted, and failed, to sleep.

Of course now she sits curled up in my lap all cute and snuggly, making herself harder to kill. She's crafty!!
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Date:December 8th, 2003 04:11 pm (UTC)
This is what you do:

Take up the violin.

They will be terrified of you and behave.

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