March 9th, 2008
|02:16 pm - Amendment to a parting blow|
I have redesigned the monument to George W. Bush in my mind.
The monument now consists of a flagpole surrounded by a square of chain-link fence nine feet high. The fence is topped with razor wire.
Surrounding the chain-link fence are two rows of concrete Jersey Barriers.
The flag is permanently at half-mast. Once the full monument is set up, accessing the flag would require dismantling part of the piece.
However, a plaque on one side of the monument will read:
If the mournful flag at half-mast bothers you, do not worry.
We'll just saw the top half of the flagpole off
and everything will be all right again.
2001 - 2009
|Date:||March 10th, 2008 02:29 am (UTC)|| |
Can you also include movable goalposts?
|Date:||March 10th, 2008 02:34 pm (UTC)|| |
At first I thought you wrote George Washington and I was all, "must be some Canadian-proof in-joke," and then I read it properly and thought "Fuckin' A!"
Might I add two things:
* Very obvious security cameras hidden in nearby bushes, trees, embedded in the ground, etc., including one camera sitting on a tripod, with a sign saying "This is clearly not a camera."
* Taking pictures of the monument is prohibited by law.