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March 9th, 2008

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02:16 pm - Amendment to a parting blow
I have redesigned the monument to George W. Bush in my mind.

The monument now consists of a flagpole surrounded by a square of chain-link fence nine feet high. The fence is topped with razor wire.

Surrounding the chain-link fence are two rows of concrete Jersey Barriers.

The flag is permanently at half-mast. Once the full monument is set up, accessing the flag would require dismantling part of the piece.

However, a plaque on one side of the monument will read:

If the mournful flag at half-mast bothers you, do not worry.
We'll just saw the top half of the flagpole off
and everything will be all right again.

2001 - 2009

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Date:March 10th, 2008 02:29 am (UTC)
Fucking brilliant.
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Date:March 10th, 2008 01:18 pm (UTC)
Can you also include movable goalposts?
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Date:March 10th, 2008 02:34 pm (UTC)
Pure genius.
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Date:March 10th, 2008 03:49 pm (UTC)
At first I thought you wrote George Washington and I was all, "must be some Canadian-proof in-joke," and then I read it properly and thought "Fuckin' A!"
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Date:March 11th, 2008 04:36 am (UTC)
Might I add two things:

* Very obvious security cameras hidden in nearby bushes, trees, embedded in the ground, etc., including one camera sitting on a tripod, with a sign saying "This is clearly not a camera."

* Taking pictures of the monument is prohibited by law.

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