It's just this little chromium switch, here... (derspatchel) wrote,
It's just this little chromium switch, here...

Amendment to a parting blow

I have redesigned the monument to George W. Bush in my mind.

The monument now consists of a flagpole surrounded by a square of chain-link fence nine feet high. The fence is topped with razor wire.

Surrounding the chain-link fence are two rows of concrete Jersey Barriers.

The flag is permanently at half-mast. Once the full monument is set up, accessing the flag would require dismantling part of the piece.

However, a plaque on one side of the monument will read:

If the mournful flag at half-mast bothers you, do not worry.
We'll just saw the top half of the flagpole off
and everything will be all right again.

2001 - 2009
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