I actually felt like I knew what I was doing, found my fingers were going where they needed to go in order to move up and down the neck, and I actually five-starred almost every song on the first try except Infected.
I went WHOA WAIT I CAN WHOA WHOA WHOA. Something had clicked. I was chuffed.
So I went to Guitar Hero 2 and tried the first tier on Hard.
Golf balls made their way through garden hoses.