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HERE ARE THE TWO TRUE PROBLEMS WITH EVERYTHING IN THE GODDAMNED WORLD TODAY - EXCELSIOR, YOU FATHEAD!

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February 22nd, 2008


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05:14 pm - HERE ARE THE TWO TRUE PROBLEMS WITH EVERYTHING IN THE GODDAMNED WORLD TODAY
1. It is snowing
2. They don't deliver pancakes

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From:phonemonkey
Date:February 22nd, 2008 10:25 pm (UTC)
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So if I (1) went to Boston, (2) acquired a snowmobile and (3) started up a pancake delivery service, I could (4) profit?

This requires further consideration.
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From:derspatchel
Date:February 23rd, 2008 12:29 am (UTC)
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Good christ such a service today would make them first in war, first in peace, and first in the hearts of their countrymen.
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From:mybadhairlife
Date:February 22nd, 2008 10:28 pm (UTC)
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No pancake delivery? What? Not even crepes or blintzes?

Barbaric!!
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From:bex77
Date:February 22nd, 2008 10:30 pm (UTC)
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Which world is this?
Foodler.com lists 3 places that would probably bring you pancakes...for a fee.
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From:androidqueen
Date:February 22nd, 2008 10:33 pm (UTC)
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What she said! I have, in fact, ordered pancakes. Mmmm, pancakes . . .
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From:campion7
Date:February 22nd, 2008 10:35 pm (UTC)
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...for a fee.

Ugh. There's always a catch, isn't there? :P
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From:obra
Date:February 22nd, 2008 10:30 pm (UTC)

I can't solve half your problem

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The other half, well. http://www.foodler.com/MA/Cambridge/Breakfast/Cambridge-Coffee-&-Pizza/Menu/3336.html
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From:obra
Date:February 22nd, 2008 10:31 pm (UTC)

Re: I can't solve half your problem

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For extra points, guess which half that fixes before you click
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From:xiphias
Date:February 22nd, 2008 10:52 pm (UTC)

Re: I can't solve half your problem

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That's the most beautiful thing I've seen all day. I'm tearing up.

Actually, I literally am crying at how beautiful that is. Maybe it's time to re-check my meds.
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From:derspatchel
Date:February 22nd, 2008 11:32 pm (UTC)

Re: I can't solve half your problem

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They don't deliver to 02144. :(

See this is the harsh cruelty of life come to light right before our very eyes! It is all a problem of positioning and arbitrary neighborhood numbers! IT'S THE GOVERNMENT'S FAULT!
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From:obra
Date:February 22nd, 2008 11:40 pm (UTC)

Re: I can't solve half your problem

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Ouch. I think this is the first time I've been glad I live in 02143.

When Soundbites is open, they will also deliver pancakes.
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From:derspatchel
Date:February 22nd, 2008 11:45 pm (UTC)

Re: I can't solve half your problem

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I am writing nasty letters to the US Postal Service now. It is time to end this zipcode discrimination once and for all and restore pancakes to the masses goshdarnit
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From:ron_newman
Date:February 23rd, 2008 04:12 am (UTC)

Re: I can't solve half your problem

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I cannot find the address of this restaurant anywhere on that page.
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From:derspatchel
Date:February 22nd, 2008 11:46 pm (UTC)
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Absofucking stellar A-Number-One day, that's for sure.
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From:xiphias
Date:February 22nd, 2008 10:51 pm (UTC)
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WHO won't deliver you pancakes? That's just not fair!
From:eclecticavatar
Date:February 22nd, 2008 10:56 pm (UTC)
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SoundBites delivers pancakes! =)

...and bacon...
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From:antikythera
Date:February 22nd, 2008 11:45 pm (UTC)
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Should they come in a flat pack like a pizza, or rolled in a tube?
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From:hemlock_martini
Date:February 23rd, 2008 05:06 am (UTC)
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PANCAKE TUBE!

Combining the best things in life--pancakes and things that come in tubes.
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From:annenayne
Date:February 23rd, 2008 12:45 am (UTC)
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If you move to California, pancakes will come.
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From:pecosy
Date:February 23rd, 2008 03:08 am (UTC)
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Plus it never snows. This solves both your problems!!
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From:annenayne
Date:February 25th, 2008 06:31 am (UTC)
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We both make wicked pancakes. I can't speak from experience, but she looks like a wicked pancaker.

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