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December 5th, 2003


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02:06 am - OH NOS IT SA ME MEE
OKAY I AM FILLING OUT A "MEME" "QUIZ" "THING"
IT IS SUPPOSED TO GIVE "INSIGHT" INTO "MY" "LIFE"
ARE YOU "READY"


WHAT DO YOU CALL:
1. A body of water, smaller than a river, contained within relatively narrow banks?
WET

2. The thing you push around the grocery store?
MOM

3. A metal container to carry a meal in?
ROBOT WAITER

4. The thing that you cook bacon and eggs in?
DRUGS

5. The piece of furniture that seats three people?
BIG CARDBOARD BOX

6. The device on the outside of the house that carries rain off the roof?
SPIDER KILLER

7. The covered area outside a house where people sit in the evening?
SHED

8. Carbonated, sweetened, non-alcoholic beverages?
DELICIOUS

9. A flat, round breakfast food served with syrup?
HAM

10. A long sandwich designed to be a whole meal in itself?
CONVENIENT

11. The piece of clothing worn by men at the beach?
CLINGY

12. Shoes worn for sports?
EXPENSIVE

13. Putting a room in order?
NOT FOR ME

14. A flying insect that glows in the dark?
JIM

15. The little insect that curls up into a ball?
SANDY

16. The children's playground equipment where one kid sits on one side and goes up while the other sits on the other side and goes down?
LIABILITY

17. How do you eat your pizza?
STEP ONE, PUT IN MOUTH. STEP TWO, CHEW. STEP THREE, SWALLOW. STEP FOUR, REPEAT IF THERE IS PIZZA

18. What's it called when private citizens put up signs and sell their used stuff?
TAX DODGE

19. What's the evening meal?
SALISBURY STEAK WITH YOUR CHOICE OF GREEN BEAN SALAD OR VEGETABLE MEDLEY

20. The thing under a house where the furnace and perhaps a rec room are?
WHERE YOU HIDE THE BODIES

21. A window covering on rollers that pulls down.
PAINT?

22. A new, limited access, multi-lane road.
SPEED TRAP

23. Heavy garments worn by mechanics or other people who don't want to get their regular clothes dirty
I HAVE NEVER SEEN A MECHANIC WITH CLEAN CLOTHES BEFORE SO I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT THEY ARE ALL FILTHY

24. The highest grade of gasoline?
SUPERSIZED

Well! That was ... stupid. Lordy I need some sleep.

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From:rigel
Date:December 5th, 2003 07:41 am (UTC)
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Hey, are you going to any / either of tikva's birthday mobs? It'd be nice to see you.
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From:derspatchel
Date:December 5th, 2003 08:05 am (UTC)
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Hey, yeah! I'm definitely going on Friday night, and if Friday's shenanigans don't cause me to sleep all through Saturday, I'll head over to John Harvard's too.
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From:rigel
Date:December 5th, 2003 10:07 pm (UTC)
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Cool!

Any chance I could get a ride from you there, or at least travel with ya? We haven't seen one another in a while.
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From:derspatchel
Date:December 5th, 2003 11:19 pm (UTC)
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We're gonna be BUSIN' IT!

BUSIN' IT!
The new hit musical comedy from Frank Loesser!
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From:maga_dogg
Date:December 5th, 2003 08:21 am (UTC)
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BEST. ANSWERS. EVER.
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From:ooshiny
Date:December 5th, 2003 11:14 am (UTC)
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i guess i didn't consider ham as an option for that one. sausage patties would work, too.
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From:genarti
Date:December 5th, 2003 04:22 pm (UTC)
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*dies laughing*
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From:tyopsqueene
Date:December 5th, 2003 04:34 pm (UTC)
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I like the bit where he gets four extra questions to be funny in.
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From:derspatchel
Date:December 5th, 2003 10:56 pm (UTC)
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IT WAS LIKE THAT WHEN I FOUND IT
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From:wahhappen
Date:December 6th, 2003 04:47 am (UTC)
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Classic. Fucking classic.

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