So she made me an Alterac Valley cake:
The Alliance spawn cave has been eaten, by the way, so that the Horde has a distinct terrain advantage. I am also considering cutting out and eating strategic pieces, too, to make for some great bottlenecks.
It also makes perfectly clear that Balinda's tower, one of the strategic objectives of the map, is truly a piece of cake.
This is probably the geekiest thing in the house right now, and I am still giggling over it all.