FatalFarm, the folks who gave us Lasagna Cat, also re-did television intros. Here's The Facts of Life. TERRIBLE PUNS!
Some of them are quite whimsical. Some of them, however, border on the incredibly tasteless -- border? Some of 'em are. YouTube gave me a clickthru warning for the most disturbing. But The Golden Girls one is also hilarious and disturbing, but clean, pretty much.
Plus now I have a new LJ icon.