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December 3rd, 2003


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05:05 pm - For the benefit of those still playing Diablo 2:
<Angstrom> you now speak to ormus
<Spatch> sup ormus
<Spatch> I'm not really gonna speak to you, I'm just gonna sell off this crud
          and go get some pots from the old dude, k
<Angstrom> in 30 years ormus' therapist is going to have a field day with his
           aversion to yard trash
<Spatch> you now speak to ormus' therapist.
<Spatch> though him being in therapy while continually talking about himself
          in the 3rd person would be a riot.
<Angstrom> you now hear about how ormus' father hit him
<Spatch> "why must ormus continue to feel this way? ormus just doesn't know,
          man. ormus sometimes thinks it'd be better if the world existed
          without ormus."
<Spatch> "That's not true, Ormus, think of all the adventurers who sell their
          castoff items to you. You know, the ones they can't equip or give to
          an alt."
<Spatch> "You think Ormus can afford to keep this venture up? Gold coins do
          not grow on trees, that much Ormus knows!"

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From:ooshiny
Date:December 4th, 2003 01:45 am (UTC)

Stay a while and listen! PLEASE!

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That's great, but I think Deckard Cain's neediness issue needs to be addressed pretty quickly too, or he's going to jump off the Arreat Summit.
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From:derspatchel
Date:December 4th, 2003 03:45 am (UTC)

Re: Stay a while and listen! PLEASE!

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We stayed a while, we listened, we had quite a treasure there in that Horadric Cube.
From:ungratefulninja
Date:December 4th, 2003 04:53 am (UTC)

Re: Stay a while and listen! PLEASE!

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And then we accidentally clicked the 'combine' button and now we have to go see Ormus again.
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From:lexinatrix
Date:December 4th, 2003 06:19 am (UTC)

Re: Stay a while and listen! PLEASE!

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But never forget your ultimate purpose here in Kurast is to destroy Mephisto...
From:(Anonymous)
Date:December 4th, 2003 06:02 pm (UTC)

Keith Hopkins

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You kids and your crazy imaginations...

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