December 22nd, 2007
? DID YOU KNOW ?
On the Internet, you're not allowed to discuss or even have an opinion on Guitar Hero unless you've 5-starred every song on Expert!
Except for one or two songs which you can't 5-star, which you are allowed to complain about incessantly like the whiny bitch you are.
The guy who's perfectly happy honing his skills on Medium and feeling like he's rocking out quite well indeed and actually having fun before moving on to the madness that is the orange fret.
It's also a little known fact that you can't possibly be having any *fun* if you haven't won.
|Date:||December 23rd, 2007 12:46 am (UTC)|| |
5 stars on Medium is really good, anyway, Spatch.
Man I love guitar hero. Too bad I have to choose it over all other hobbies if I want to play very long.
The best thing about Rock Band is that the drums don't hurt my wrists. (The next best thing is that Mica can sit on my lap and "we" can drum.)
Throw another Koopa on the fire
Guys like me are mad for Koopa meat!
|Date:||December 23rd, 2007 01:59 am (UTC)|| |
I barely made it through Tom Morello on Easy.
When GH comes out with a Roadie enhancement, I will be more than glad to join my roommate's quest for rock stardom. I could totally contribute to a 5-star-on-Expert score with such skills as swearing at sound equipment, drinking lots and lots and lots of coffee, and sitting around not doing a damn thing. Until then, he's totally on his own.
And scuttling all over the stage in a crouch in the middle of a song! Don't forget that...
*facepalm* Couldn't forget it if I tried. I was a stagehand for the four or five times a year Battle-Of-The-Bands type things my high school did (which is to say, the last time I did this was fifteen years ago) and my knees still haven't recovered.
I totally just 5-starred "Check, check one, check".
When did this happen?
Honestly, Medium is the most fun for me to play, most of the time. There's enough challenge there without being ridiculous.
You keep on rocking the four frets, my friend. You show 'em how it's done.
|Date:||December 23rd, 2007 03:57 pm (UTC)|| |
I'd like to note this extends to DDR! :(
|Date:||December 23rd, 2007 05:38 pm (UTC)|| |
|Date:||December 26th, 2007 11:35 pm (UTC)|| |
There's a reason we put more than one difficulty level in the game! Have fun rocking out at Medium, and rest assured that you're way better than those losers playing at Easy. Seriously, who do they think they are?