Life\'lif\n. pl lives\`livz\ 1. A biological misadventure terminated on the shoulders of six strangers whose only objective is to make a hole in one with you.Oh, and here's the paperback copy of "Hello, I Must Be Going", the story of the friendship between Charlotte Chandler and the aging Groucho Marx. Chandler had just contacted him for an interview; he declined but invited her over anyway. After four hours of telling stories, Groucho asked "How come you haven't been recording?"
Then there's a book on the "Lost Histories of San Francisco." I'm a sucker for books about the little-known bits behind cities, even if I'm not familiar with them. I'm sure this book will go totally beyond Emperor Norton I, as everybody knows him.
Oh, and then there's that copy of Michael Palin's Monty Python diaries. I grabbed a copy off the bestseller shelf and put it on the counter. The guy behind the counter goes "You know what? I think we've still got a few signed copies left. Let me go find it..."
Off he goes, and finds one behind the registers. "Looks like it's the last one." Opens the book to check. "Yup. Huh, he's got a weird signature."
I told him he just totally made my weekend.
And the book is entertaining, too.