I don't think anybody in this galaxy understands Wookiee

This is what happens when I'm stuck for an hour and a half in a game festering with people who say LOL a lot and don't bother to respond to a Wookiee in need of skill-learning.

EVERYBODY LOVES CHOOPY
HOORAY FOR CHOOPY



HE HAS THE BEST BIO IN ALL OF STAR WARS GALAXIES



HE GIVES GOOD ADVICE



HE IS A SHREWD BUSINESSMAN AND TRADER



HE KNOWS THE CLASSICS



HE SPEAKS YOUR LANGUAGE
(Él habla su lengua)


AND HE IS NOT AFRAID TO TACKLE THE BIG ISSUES OTHER PLAYERS WON'T TOUCH



CHOOPY FOR PRESIDENT 2004