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August 28th, 2007


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03:02 pm - and a World of Warcraft thingo for the new folks
A recent comment elsewhere from lexinatrix mentioned one of my previous Postcards from Azeroth stories from waaaaaaaaaaay back in 2005, when one devious gnome with purple glasses and a supply of bombs pulled off an anarchist revolution in Stormwind.

This is just about as funny than the most recent jape that <Manager on Duty> has pulled on the Zangamarsh forum's progression thread (basically a guild pissin' contest thread where you get to go "HAY GUYS OUR GUILD JUST KILLED A BIG BOSS WOOT").

Our lovely and talented Kriek posted, just after one of the more hardcore raiding guild's peener wave that they took down the final boss of the high-level Serpentshrine Cavern, that he had personally gone over and taken down Elling Trias, Stormwind's Cheesemaster.

That's a brilliant adventure right there, so I wanted to relate the story of Frotz's day out.

So, let's turn the hands of time back (or at least just reset its system clock) to spring of 2005, when Mr. Frotz conducted his EXPLOSIVE REIGN OF TERROR!

Enjoy, those who do.

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From:pirogoeth
Date:August 28th, 2007 07:35 pm (UTC)
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Ah feels good to laugh. :)

Remember when the Onyxia event in Stormwind would occasionally bug out and that Fordragon dude would despawn? Were you there when Trinn decided to take it upon himself to helpfully take his place for the evening?
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From:derspatchel
Date:August 29th, 2007 06:49 am (UTC)
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I was definitely there. I think we may have taken shifts.

HELLO, AND WELCOME TO OUR FAIR CITY OF STORMWIND
MAY WE INTEREST YOU IN SOME CHEESE?
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From:fancycwabs
Date:August 28th, 2007 07:57 pm (UTC)
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Ha! The cursed inhabitants of Stormwind will now suffer from constant, fiber-induced regularity, and the nearest outhouse is in Searing Gorge!
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From:derspatchel
Date:August 28th, 2007 08:00 pm (UTC)
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(And we just moved that outhouse over the steam geyser. Don't tell anyone!)
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From:zrblm
Date:August 28th, 2007 08:50 pm (UTC)
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...and there's no road linking Searing Gorge to Soothing Ointment!
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From:lexinatrix
Date:August 28th, 2007 08:06 pm (UTC)
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Yay! Thanks for reposting! And I liked the progression thread tidbit. Nicely done.
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From:derspatchel
Date:August 28th, 2007 08:52 pm (UTC)
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And I brought back the BIG PIMPIN gnome icon jus' fer you.
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From:lexinatrix
Date:August 28th, 2007 08:53 pm (UTC)
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Awww! /sniff

I always loved that little guy.
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From:derspatchel
Date:August 29th, 2007 02:17 am (UTC)
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Me too. Me too. Gnomes what blow stuff up are good gnomes. I've been playing gnomes what blow stuff up for over five years now. If I could move him to a place where I'd actually be able to play him (he's only I think in his low 30s) I would, but really, the big push now is to get the cow to 70, then it's alt time.
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From:fleep513
Date:August 29th, 2007 10:29 am (UTC)
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AHAHAHAHAHAHA!! How I miss our WoW adventures..

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