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November 21st, 2003


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03:41 pm - Eschwans can skip by this one
It has come to my attention that purebred cats don't have to be the only cats with fancy names including the mother and cattery and stuff in the cat's name.

So henceforth, Abbie's full name is now Florence Heights Low-Income Housing's Abbie the Cat of His Sister/Mother.

It's a bitch to fit on a nametag, though.

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From:trysha
Date:November 21st, 2003 08:56 pm (UTC)
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Actually, the "of" should be followed by /your/ cattery.

Ancestor's names are not allowed in real names.

Not pretentious at all, is it?
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From:derspatchel
Date:November 21st, 2003 09:12 pm (UTC)
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I'm sure the cats themselves had perfectly good reasons for picking this naming convention on their own, you know.

Perhaps it was to spite TS Eliot.
From:mhaille
Date:November 22nd, 2003 12:13 am (UTC)
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Perhaps Abbie should get together with Mt. Toby Glorified Trailer Park's Halloween The Extremely Inbred for 40s some time.
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From:derspatchel
Date:November 22nd, 2003 04:53 am (UTC)
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They can get in their little kitty spinnaz and ride around town!

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