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August 7th, 2007


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03:16 pm - well.
Our soda vending machine's refrigeration unit appears to be busted, and all the drinks are served room temperature instead of frosty cold. Because of this, someone has helpfully affixed a sign to the machine that reads "SODA IS NOT COOL."

I have an compulsion to take a pen and retort with "Who are you to judge what I drink?"

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From:wyrmofbooks
Date:August 7th, 2007 07:31 pm (UTC)
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Oh, do.
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From:ilovehpl
Date:August 7th, 2007 07:47 pm (UTC)
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DO IT!
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From:beth47
Date:August 7th, 2007 08:03 pm (UTC)
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*please* do.

[giggles]

(and in order to do my part, i will, in writing, mock the apostrophe in the sign on our front door that announces the location of the "Break Area's".)

(gud thing we is a lernin' universatee!)
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From:semer
Date:August 8th, 2007 03:56 am (UTC)
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Perhaps Break Area belongs to Break Area, though...
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From:ron_newman
Date:August 7th, 2007 08:32 pm (UTC)
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Yes! Yes!
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From:arielblue
Date:August 7th, 2007 08:40 pm (UTC)
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Do it!

Of course, I'd also strike through "soda" and put "pop" but I am a danged midwesterner.
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From:spwebdesign
Date:August 7th, 2007 10:34 pm (UTC)
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You might want to seek counseling to deal with your issues concerning your father, rather than posting them on a vending machine!
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From:arielblue
Date:August 7th, 2007 10:38 pm (UTC)
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*snerk*
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From:ericjay
Date:August 7th, 2007 09:12 pm (UTC)
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Do it for the LULZ! Extra points if a van explodes.
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From:semer
Date:August 8th, 2007 03:57 am (UTC)
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ahahahaha. oh why must people make me lol at work.
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From:derspatchel
Date:August 8th, 2007 04:38 pm (UTC)

Re: Frank sez...

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I dood it!
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From:28bytes
Date:August 7th, 2007 10:33 pm (UTC)
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Or alternatively, "A message from Concerned Citizens against Carbonation."
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From:mmcirvin
Date:August 8th, 2007 01:09 am (UTC)
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This reminds me of the thread on John Scalzi's blog a while back where everyone was arguing about their favorite brand of soda pop, and then some guy came in and posted a long rant about how the stuff is all poison anyway and all the companies that make it kill people in the Third World, with some inline photos of death-squad victims or something. And then Scalzi explained to him about how you behave on a web forum, but the whole exchange sent me into this two-day funk just thinking, "OK, but suppose he's right?" and how living in America and buying things makes you worse than Hitler.

I get that a lot.

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