ORKER 2: Nuh uh! Harry totally won't be a horcrux!
ORKER 3: Actually, I think the big surprise is going to be that Voldemort really loves disco.
SPATCH: Ha! Yeah, he's gonna totally funk out to the Scissor Sisters.
ORKER 3: Exactly!
ORKER 1 and 2: What the hell are you guys talking about?