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June 14th, 2007


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01:34 pm - thank you boston dot com!
Hey everybody!

LOWES IS OPENING BRAND NEW LOCATIONS ALL UP AND DOWN THE COAST! BRAND NEW STORES TO SHOP AT! HUZZAH HUZZAH HUZZAH!

oh yeah and also our state's proposed constitutional amendment to ban gay marriage was totally defeated but that's just some picayune bit of news that goes on the front page under the BIG BIG BIG BIG BIG AD that says LOWES IS OPENING BRAND NEW LOCATIONS EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!!!1111

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From:ron_newman
Date:June 14th, 2007 05:42 pm (UTC)
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I'm not seeing any Lowes add there.
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From:derspatchel
Date:June 14th, 2007 05:43 pm (UTC)
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It's right there on the front page, next to the fnords.
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From:fancycwabs
Date:June 14th, 2007 05:57 pm (UTC)
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Lowes!?! AWESOME! I'll be getting toilet plungers by the case!
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From:derspatchel
Date:June 14th, 2007 06:04 pm (UTC)
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All I could think of was "Passengers certain to die!" "Airline negligent!" "There's a sale at Penney's!"
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From:ladivinafemme
Date:June 14th, 2007 05:59 pm (UTC)
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'cept my (not yet) spouse and I shop at Homo Depot.
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From:derspatchel
Date:June 14th, 2007 06:03 pm (UTC)
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Not Targay?
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From:bex77
Date:June 14th, 2007 06:00 pm (UTC)
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I saw it earlier, but they've taken it down now. There is a modest small square in the upper right corner, but the big banner is gone! Wow, Spatch...you complain and POOF! It disappears! I bow to your infinite power.
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From:ron_newman
Date:June 14th, 2007 06:08 pm (UTC)
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it's been over a year since AMC took over, but the Boston Common multiplex still has several big lighted LOEWS signs.
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From:ooshiny
Date:June 14th, 2007 06:38 pm (UTC)
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TACO TIME!
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From:cheezdanish
Date:June 14th, 2007 06:42 pm (UTC)
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Would you look at all that stuff ...
They've got allen wrenches, gerbil feeders, toilet seats, electric heaters
Trash compactors, juice extractor, shower rods and water meters
Walkie-talkies, copper wires safety goggles, radial tires
BB pellets, rubber mallets, fans and dehumidifiers
Picture hangers, paper cutters, waffle irons, window shutters
Paint removers, window louvers, masking tape and plastic gutters
Kitchen faucets, folding tables, weather stripping, jumper cables
Hooks and tackle, grout and spackle, power foggers, spoons and ladles
Pesticides for fumigation, high-performance lubrication
Metal roofing, water proofing, multi-purpose insulation
Air compressors, brass connectors, wrecking chisels, smoke detectors
Tire gauges, hamster cages, thermostats and bug deflectors
Trailer hitch demagnetizers, automatic circumcisers
Tennis rackets, angle brackets, Duracells and Energizers
Soffit panels, circuit brakers, vacuum cleaners, coffee makers
Calculators, generators, matching salt and pepper shakers
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From:derspatchel
Date:June 14th, 2007 07:51 pm (UTC)
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BB Bumble and the Stingers, Mott the Hoople, Ray Charles Singers
Lonnie Mack and twangin' Eddy; here's my ring, we're going steady
Take it easy, take me higher, liar liar house on fire
Locomotion, Poco, passion, Deep Purple, Satisfaction
Baby baby gotta gotta gimme gimme gettin' hotter
Sam Cooke and Leslie Gore, Richie Valens, end of story
Mahavishnu, Fujiyama, Kama Sutra, rama-lama
Richard Perry, Spector, Barry, Archies, Righteous, Nilsson, Harry
Shimmy shimmy ko-ko bop, and Fats is back and finger-poppin'
LIIIIIFE IS A ROCK BUT THE RADIO ROLLED ME
GOTTA TURN IT UP LOUUUUUUDER
SO MY DJ TOLLLLLLD MEEEEEE
Moxie Who? - (Anonymous) - Expand
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From:eeka13
Date:June 14th, 2007 08:13 pm (UTC)
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Lowes and being married to a chick are two of the things that make me the most happiest.

Well, The Container Store and coffee are also right up there. And tequila. Mmmm tequila.
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From:derspatchel
Date:June 14th, 2007 09:53 pm (UTC)
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Well, shop at Lowes, go to the Container Store, get two mugs, put coffee and tequila in them, and enjoy it with your wife.

See? You can have it all!
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From:sup3rmark
Date:June 15th, 2007 07:00 am (UTC)
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the gays are gonna need to get furniture for their newly joined homes SOMEWHERE.
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From:violacat
Date:June 17th, 2007 12:43 am (UTC)
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IKEA!

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