Oh look! 7 new messages have appeared in my inbox. Must be a busy weekend. Whatever could folks possibly want to talk to me about? Wonder what exciting adventures awai-- oh. They're all fake people trying to be my fake MySpace friend so I can log onto MySpace and watch "them" pitch whatever lame-ass softcore webwhore website they're pitching this time around. Well, let's check LJ. Hmm, a few comments apparently. Oh, and they're all anonymous porno spam.
When I get home I fully expect the cat to have turned into an ad for poorly-spelled prescription-only pharmaceuticals.