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May 8th, 2007


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03:35 pm - what
Me: I am looking for to eat a delicious thing of string cheese.
String Cheese: Hi I am a package of string cheese which is marked simply "String Cheese".
Me: Hello String Cheese! I shall purchase you forthwith!
Cash Register: Ka-ching!
Me: Now to eat this delicious String Cheese.
String Cheese: I am being pulled apart in little strands!
Me: Oh no this is not what I wanted, I was looking for mozzarella string cheese
String Cheese: Fooled you! I am cheddar!
Me: How the hell do you make string cheese out of cheddar?
String Cheese: I don't know.
Me: Is this mozzarella mixed with cheddar?
String Cheese: Could be.
Me: Why was this not clearly on your package to inform me "CAUTION: MAY CONTAIN CHEDDAR"?
String Cheese: Beats me, I'm just a piece of string cheese.
Me: Well this is unacceptable, String Cheese, I am afraid I will have to let you go.
String Cheese: Now I am in a garbage can! Maybe a seagull will come and eat me!
Seagull: Mine!

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From:limax
Date:May 8th, 2007 08:25 pm (UTC)
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Bwa ha ha.....!!!
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From:orionsmom
Date:May 8th, 2007 09:50 pm (UTC)
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Cheddar = bad?
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From:derspatchel
Date:May 9th, 2007 02:27 am (UTC)
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It is when you were expecting delicious mozzarella!
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From:ooshiny
Date:May 8th, 2007 10:00 pm (UTC)
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If it's what I'm thinking it is, it's cheddar-flavored mozzarella-type food product. Was it orange or white? I've never seen white cheddar string cheese, so I'm just curious about that part.
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From:derspatchel
Date:May 9th, 2007 02:26 am (UTC)
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It was white, which was why I was so goshdarned disappointed.
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From:curtisp
Date:May 9th, 2007 01:01 am (UTC)
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How could cheddar be unnacceptable. It's the single most popular cheese in the world!
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From:jason237
Date:May 9th, 2007 01:43 am (UTC)
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Not around here, sir.
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From:pushupstairs
Date:May 9th, 2007 12:18 pm (UTC)
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then "around here" SUCKS!

Everything Tastes Better With Cheddar.
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From:sdn
Date:May 9th, 2007 01:17 am (UTC)
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i love you.
From:huskyscotsman
Date:May 9th, 2007 07:04 am (UTC)
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Seagull: Eww

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