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April 22nd, 2007


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11:17 pm - and now OLD JOKE THEATER PRESENTS
LITTLE KNOWN FACTS ABOUT ABBIE THE CAT #49











abbie the cat weighs 20 pounds






TUNE IN TOMORROW FOR MORE EXCITING COMEDY JOKES!

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From:saint_buddha
Date:April 23rd, 2007 03:24 am (UTC)
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You should have a "How well do you know Abbie?" quiz.

This might only be a good idea because I am drunk.
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From:derspatchel
Date:April 23rd, 2007 04:14 am (UTC)
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He actually had one a while back and the only one who scored 100% was him.
and drinking = GOOD!
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From:reveritas
Date:April 23rd, 2007 03:45 am (UTC)
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SWEEP
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From:derspatchel
Date:April 23rd, 2007 04:16 am (UTC)
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ONE! ONE HOME RUN! AH HA HA!

TWO! TWO HOME RUNS! AH HA HA!!

...THREE! THREE HOME RUNS! AH HA HA!!!

FOUR!? FOUR HOME RUNS?!

AH HA HA!!!
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From:cloudscout
Date:April 23rd, 2007 10:59 pm (UTC)
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I'm conflicted. That's my cousin's brother in law that allowed those HRs. The whole family was excited because this year is supposed to be "his year". They just called him up from the minors last week (earlier than he was expecting) and then this happens. As much as I hate the Yankees, I feel bad for Chase.
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From:isquiesque
Date:April 23rd, 2007 03:49 am (UTC)
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Ack! Don't throw out your back cat-lifting! ;)
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From:ilovehpl
Date:April 23rd, 2007 03:54 am (UTC)
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For real?
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From:derspatchel
Date:April 23rd, 2007 04:15 am (UTC)
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Yes, indeed. He's a hefty boy.
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From:pecosy
Date:April 23rd, 2007 06:34 am (UTC)
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At fice years old, stoopid kitty weighs just shy of 10 pounds or, in proper terms, half an Abbie.
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From:pecosy
Date:April 23rd, 2007 06:35 am (UTC)
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five, fice it's all the same to me...
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From:hemlock_martini
Date:April 24th, 2007 05:18 pm (UTC)
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My life is immeasurably richer for knowing this.

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