April 22nd, 2007
|11:17 pm - and now OLD JOKE THEATER PRESENTS|
LITTLE KNOWN FACTS ABOUT ABBIE THE CAT #49
abbie the cat weighs 20 pounds
TUNE IN TOMORROW FOR MORE EXCITING COMEDY JOKES!
You should have a "How well do you know Abbie?" quiz.
This might only be a good idea because I am drunk.
He actually had one a while back and the only one who scored 100% was him.
and drinking = GOOD!
ONE! ONE HOME RUN! AH HA HA!
TWO! TWO HOME RUNS! AH HA HA!!
...THREE! THREE HOME RUNS! AH HA HA!!!
FOUR!? FOUR HOME RUNS?!
AH HA HA!!!
I'm conflicted. That's my cousin's brother in law that allowed those HRs. The whole family was excited because this year is supposed to be "his year". They just called him up from the minors last week (earlier than he was expecting) and then this happens. As much as I hate the Yankees, I feel bad for Chase.
Ack! Don't throw out your back cat-lifting! ;)
Yes, indeed. He's a hefty boy.
|Date:||April 23rd, 2007 06:34 am (UTC)|| |
At fice years old, stoopid kitty weighs just shy of 10 pounds or, in proper terms, half an Abbie.
|Date:||April 23rd, 2007 06:35 am (UTC)|| |
five, fice it's all the same to me...
My life is immeasurably richer for knowing this.