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March 18th, 2007


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01:04 pm - If It Didn't Exist It Would Have Been Necessary To Make It Up Dept.
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I dunno about you, but I certainly would've loved a visit from a boa constrictor for my 8th birthday. Instead, I think we went roller-skating.

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From:silenceleigh
Date:March 18th, 2007 05:20 pm (UTC)
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We have one of those kinds of people here--he also does company meetings, so I've seen him a few times. He has this great tortoise who wanders around while he's presenting.
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From:iheartoothecae
Date:March 18th, 2007 05:47 pm (UTC)
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I would have loved that. To hell with magicians and balloon-wielding clowns, bring on the snakes!

Actually, that still sounds fun. I know what I'm doing for my 27th birthday!!
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From:byrneout
Date:March 18th, 2007 06:04 pm (UTC)
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And what's wrong with roller skating?
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From:derspatchel
Date:March 18th, 2007 06:59 pm (UTC)
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Nothing...

...if you like doing the Hokey Pokey for free otter pops with Roller Rabbit and Officer Dog.

and having your musical requests constantly denied. the bastard DJ would never play Taco's "Puttin On The Ritz" for me, goddammit.

(now I am running like crazy to avoid a full-body check.)
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From:fancycwabs
Date:March 18th, 2007 06:27 pm (UTC)
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"I'm tired of all these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking cake!"

Or was that old the first time he said it?
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From:marphod
Date:March 18th, 2007 06:53 pm (UTC)
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At 225$ per hour, it seems like the reptile Party is more expensive than roller skating.

I wanna meatmeet Tiny.
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From:scholargipsy
Date:March 18th, 2007 09:19 pm (UTC)
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Given the name, all I can think is, There are worse things I could do/ than to constrict and swallow you....
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From:derspatchel
Date:March 19th, 2007 04:32 am (UTC)
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I'm sure it's extra to get Stockard Channing.
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From:earthling177
Date:March 20th, 2007 10:05 am (UTC)
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There's always Ouchy the Clown (www.ouchytheclown.com) -- he's also a meeting facilitator. :-P

(And no, I have never used, or wanted to use, his services. Just pointing out another "alternative" for people who want weird parties...) ;-)

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