It's just this little chromium switch, here... (derspatchel) wrote,
It's just this little chromium switch, here...

and now, Wincing In Sympathy Theatre presents...

Question: Where's the worst place to get a paper cut?
Question, Qualifier: I mean, above the waist*?

Answer: The little fleshy part between your thumb and index finger. Ow.

Question, Rhetorical: How can something so superficial be such a pain?

Fetch forth the Bactine, Prudence! Or a Band-Aid at the very least.

* Feel free to make your own Chess jokes here about where one receives one's kicks; typing is a bitch for me right now.
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