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February 28th, 2007

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02:27 am - and now, the Way TMI Spatch Is Sick update
Ever pass a black bean through your nose... while bazooka-barfing?

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And the body part that will bring it to you is your lower GI tract.




* if your name is Spatch and you're currently sick as a dog

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From:moiread
Date:February 28th, 2007 08:03 am (UTC)
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That is some seriously impressive gross.
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From:karyn
Date:February 28th, 2007 01:11 pm (UTC)
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at least it makes a funny story
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From:pushupstairs
Date:February 28th, 2007 01:18 pm (UTC)
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  1. do you mean a literal black bean (frijole negro), or just a grossness approximate in size and color to a black bean?
  2. this seems to me to be difficult to achieve. I would think the bazooka-barfing would create an area of low pressure in the rear of the nasal area, making it difficult or even impossible to simultaneously expel an object outward from the nose.
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From:derspatchel
Date:March 1st, 2007 03:50 pm (UTC)
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When you're in the process of expelling, it's difficult to determine what bits came out through the mouth and what bits came out through the nose, but that stuff seriously got up into my nasal cavity. For 45 minutes afterwards, I was continuously blowing chunks of black bean out of my nose. It hurt.
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From:pushupstairs
Date:March 1st, 2007 06:56 pm (UTC)
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so an actual black bean, then.
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From:derspatchel
Date:March 1st, 2007 07:10 pm (UTC)
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It's what's for dinner.

Or was for dinner.

Not a very effective dinner when you get right down to it.
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From:akubiak
Date:February 28th, 2007 02:26 pm (UTC)
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Dude, I feel your pain man, I feel your pain. The one thing I can say makes this better? Make sure you have someone with you to suffer with you.

And popsicles. And ginger ale. And movies.

Other than that, you're screwed.
From:eclecticavatar
Date:February 28th, 2007 02:32 pm (UTC)
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Yeah, I'm afraid he's on his own with this one. The sniffles, even the flu, I can handle. This one... not so much.
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From:lillibet
Date:February 28th, 2007 02:52 pm (UTC)
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No, but I have splashed still-spicy Ethiopian food in my eye during the same process.

I feel your pain.
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From:samethreechords
Date:February 28th, 2007 03:00 pm (UTC)
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I have passed a few noodles from a pack of Lipton chicken soup once while puking. Yours is better though. I'm impressed.
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From:fancycwabs
Date:February 28th, 2007 04:05 pm (UTC)
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This probably won't help for now, but next time chew.

(Wishing I took my own advice more often)
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From:muffyjo
Date:February 28th, 2007 05:12 pm (UTC)
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Oh nooo!! Feel better soon. It won't last forever. *hugs*
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From:arielblue
Date:February 28th, 2007 05:50 pm (UTC)
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That's disgoosting! Hope you feel better soon.
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From:nolly
Date:February 28th, 2007 08:39 pm (UTC)
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Black bean, no.
Tandoori chicken, yes.
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From:hemlock_martini
Date:February 28th, 2007 09:05 pm (UTC)
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No, but I did recently marvel at how broccoli florettes appear unchanged after travelling down my esophagus, staying down there for several hours, then reappearing in a special encore performance at the Kitchen Sink Theatre.

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