1. Harry Connick, Jr. arranging it as a New Orleans strut with rolling drums and plenty of horns (with solos for all!)
2. Louis Prima and Gia Maione singing it in Italian with just a hint of tarantell'. (Well, maybe just a bit more than that. You find yourself going "Hey!" at the end of every verse.)
You know, they all said it loud enough, but I'm not so sure about the whole sounding precocious part.
And now the melody will be in my head for the next, oh, five weeks or so.