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November 27th, 2006

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12:55 am - Dear Fox Movie Channel
Weren't you constantly showing The French Connection II back-to-back, like, last month? And what's up with showing only the sequel? Why not show I and II back-to-back, for those of us obsessive completists? Do you only have the rights to II? Do you not have the rights to the first one? Could you at least point us in the direction of a movie channel what does? I need my El chase, dammit.

Also, good on you for scheduling Zardoz at 4:00 in the morning. Insomniacs everywhere must be rejoicing.

Yours most sincerely,

Cerulean T. Farnsworth
Vice-President and Treasurer, Future Kurt Vonnegut Protagonists of America

Yes, obsessive completists. There are rules in the universe, people, rules we gotta live by! IF I WATCH THE GODFATHER, I HAVE TO WATCH THE GODFATHER PART 2 BEFORE I CAN WATCH THE FIRST ONE AGAIN. NO, 3 DOESN'T COUNT. IT IS NOT PLAYING IN THIS GAME.

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Date:November 27th, 2006 03:22 pm (UTC)
Zardoz at 4am? Must look away..cannot look away...

Although it should also be noted that Bloodsport at 3am magically transforms into one of the most deeply fulfilling movies in existance.
Date:November 28th, 2006 12:22 am (UTC)
We few, we happy few, we band of brothers;
For he to-day that watches Bloodsport with me
Shall be my brother; be he ne'er so vile,
This day shall gentle his condition:
And gentlemen in England now a-bed
Shall think themselves accursed they were not here,
And hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks
That watched Van Damme with us at 3 in the fucking morning.
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Date:November 28th, 2006 01:19 am (UTC)
Nothing like an elaborately mustachioed and ponytailed Sean Connery flying around in a giant stone head at 4AM to make you wonder if you actually did fall asleep.
Date:November 30th, 2006 08:06 pm (UTC)

Fucking goons stealing Cerulean T. Farnsworths name, goddamnit.

Walmart thread bastard.
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Date:November 30th, 2006 08:41 pm (UTC)

Re: Fucking goons stealing Cerulean T. Farnsworths name, goddamnit.

You cannot deny that his is the best name ever.

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