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November 19th, 2006


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04:25 pm - SNARK SHARK WEDDING OF THE MILLENNIUM EDITION
"Holy Matrimony!" Fall Formal Enjoyed By All
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Sophomore Kate Holmes (left) and date, senior Thomas Cruise (right) enjoy their time together at last weekend's Fall Formal Dance, held in the Blackstone River Room of the Ramada Inn at Highway 78 in Haverville. Taking the "Holy Matrimony!" theme to heart, Holmes and Cruise entered together in adorable wedding regalia, and stayed around the refreshment table long enough to enjoy some of the delicious hors d'oeuvres provided by Chez Miscavige. After awkwardly dancing together for several songs, the two separated for the rest of the evening, with Holmes seated alone at a table anxiously fiddling with her wrist corsage while Cruise "went out back to play poker with some of the football guys." Sounds like a lot of fun for the happy couple!

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From:annilita
Date:November 19th, 2006 09:26 pm (UTC)
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I see he brought his own stair to stand on next to his new wifey.
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From:derspatchel
Date:November 19th, 2006 09:34 pm (UTC)
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I know, it's so cute, it looks like he's almost taller than her!
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From:muse0fire
Date:November 19th, 2006 11:03 pm (UTC)
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Brilliant!

ROFTLMAO
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From:fancycwabs
Date:November 19th, 2006 11:19 pm (UTC)
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You'd think he could have bothered to shave for his own wedding.
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From:derspatchel
Date:November 19th, 2006 11:28 pm (UTC)
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But his beard looks absolutely lovely in white!
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From:elkabong
Date:November 19th, 2006 11:51 pm (UTC)
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if he's a senior then she's a.. um.. zygote.
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From:derspatchel
Date:November 20th, 2006 02:32 am (UTC)
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No, this is that special kind of high school, like the one in Beverly Hills 90210, where Andrea was like 35 or something in actuality.
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From:kalliejenn2
Date:November 20th, 2006 12:57 am (UTC)
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ha, the funny thing is, the first time i saw that photo, that's exactly what i thought, too - prom photo!
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From:derspatchel
Date:November 20th, 2006 02:25 am (UTC)
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Prom Photo Of Two People Who Didn't Have Dates So They Decided To Go To The Prom Together But Still Had To Stand For The Photographer



hey I'm in that club
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From:cloudscout
Date:November 20th, 2006 02:02 pm (UTC)
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No time for love, Dr. Jones.
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From:antiquated_tory
Date:November 21st, 2006 09:36 pm (UTC)
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You have grasped their essence, and their essence is eternal high school.

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