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October 9th, 2003


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09:38 pm - nota bene
FROM THE DEPARTMENT OF NET.FORWARD HUMOR
Due to overexposure, misuse, or just because, the following "wacky" picture concepts are no longer wacky and, therefore, no longer funny:
  • Passed-out college students with "FAG" written on their faces (or similar embellishments)
  • Any variant on the Mastercard "Priceless" routine
  • Any business sign with the word "Beaver", "Dick's" or "Johnson's"
    Additionally, any Thai place with the word "Phuket" in it
  • The ol' penis-in-a-hotdog-bun trick
  • Signs with letters rearranged to spell dirty words
  • Road signs for "Exit 69", "Exit 420" or "Gay Street"
  • The Blue Screen of Death displayed in a public place
  • Any automobile mishap blamed on those women drivers, especially when no woman is shown in the picture for corroboration
  • Those clown planters with cactus erections
  • Beer bottles and cigarettes strategically placed around sleeping housepets
Additionally, any attempt to annotate your findings with obvious hints such as big ovals around the only classified ad shown in its entirety, arrows pointing at the center of the picture, or "LOOK AT HIS RIGHT HAND!" written in MS Comic Sans will automatically render your findings decided un-wacky as well.

A friendly message from the Department of Net.Forward Humor and the Ad Council.

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From:derspatchel
Date:October 10th, 2003 05:11 am (UTC)
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SASSY!
From:aussie_nyc
Date:October 10th, 2003 11:12 am (UTC)

I used to buy CDs here- look at the name on the sign!

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From:pecosy
Date:October 10th, 2003 04:22 pm (UTC)
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The ol' penis-in-a-hotdog-bun trick

Wow. How have I been so lucky as to never have seen or considered such a thing...

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