And you will be most happy to discover that you can look up your birthday and see which lesser-known holiday you can observe on your day of birth.
On a whim, your humble author took it upon himself to look up his own birthday and discovered, much to his chagrin, that his birthday was...
...National Hugging Day.
Now I know what you're saying, "Oh, but Spatch! You are the huggiest of all hugglebunnies who ever hugged in the Huggin' Patch!" Pish-tosh and nonsense, I rumble, and petulantly adjust my pince-nez whilst simultaneously emptying the contents of my meerschaum into the ashcan.
Or maybe you're saying "But Spatch! I for one would be honored and delighted to know that I share the day of my birth with one devoted to hugging, if I were you."
Oh, would you, now? Let's consider the alternatives, had I attempted an early check-out or stayed around in the womb for a few more hours:
The day before my birthday? National Buttercrunch Day.
The day after my birthday? National Answer Your Cat's Question Day.
My actual birthday? National Hugging Day.
Boooooooo! I want a do-over! Booooooooooooooooooooooooo!!