From: chris somebody@some domain
To: cattown@spatch.net
Subject: more cat town please

You need to make new episodes every other day.  You’ve got a lot of
viewers out there now; so stop jerking around and get busy.  Your mother
and I broke our backs forty long years for you, don’t you fuck this
up.
From: spatula@spatch.net
To: chris somebody
Subject: Re: more cat town please

> Your mother and I broke our backs forty long years for you, don’t
> you fuck this up.

You're not my real dad.

-R.