October 25th, 2006
|03:50 pm - BREAKING NEWS ON THE FLU SHOT FRONT|
I waited in line, filled out the "No I am not allergic to chickens" form, and paid my eleven bucks. My arm was swabbed, then jabbed with a needle, then covered with a band-aid.
That's when I saw that the nurse had a Staples "That Was Easy" button on her desk.
"Can I hit the button?" I asked once it was all done.
"Of course!" she said.
Smack! went my hand.
THAT WAS EASY! went the button.
We shall continue to monitor the ass situation for the next 36 hours. BREAKING BULLETINS AS EVENTS WARRANT!
|Date:||October 25th, 2006 08:11 pm (UTC)|| |
IM IN UR BLOODSTREAM, POISONING UR BLOOD
You smacked an easy button but we're still monitoring your ass?
I'm just double checking.
We shall continue to monitor the ass situation for the next 36 hours.
Let us know if you, uh, need any help with that. ;-)
|Date:||October 25th, 2006 09:31 pm (UTC)|| |
I'd hit it.
You like have an icon for every occasion.
I am impressed.
|Date:||October 26th, 2006 12:42 am (UTC)|| |
Thank you! I try.
FWIW, I think this was the first time I was able to find a legitimate use for that particular icon, so thanks!
Mr. Ivy and I were talking with a loan officer this AM and he had a Staples easy button too. And I suppose it was easy, for bank stuff.
But there was no ass involved.
A friend of mine has an Easy button. We got sick of it, fast.