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October 25th, 2006


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02:56 pm - oops
I seem to have forgotten that I have a flu shot scheduled in a half hour today. I can't remember the last time I had a needle go into my skin. Also, I don't know if the flu shot will knock me on my ass for a day and a half like it used to.

Well, ounce of prevention, pound of cure, day and a half of knocked ass...




Wait, that came out entirely wrong, didn't it?

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From:androidqueen
Date:October 25th, 2006 06:59 pm (UTC)
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man, i can't remember the last time i had knocked ass for a whole day and a half . . . good luck!
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From:derspatchel
Date:October 25th, 2006 07:05 pm (UTC)
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Time of post: 2:56.
Time of "knocked ass" joke: 2:59.

Excellent response time. I'm impressed.
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From:androidqueen
Date:October 25th, 2006 07:46 pm (UTC)
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what can i say? i don't like to brag, but on the comedy scene, i'm kind of a big deal.
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From:derspatchel
Date:October 25th, 2006 08:51 pm (UTC)
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"You know me, and I'm a superstar down at the Laff Factory."
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From:fancycwabs
Date:October 25th, 2006 07:12 pm (UTC)
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I can't remember the last time I had a needle go into my skin.

That's what happens when you give up cross-stitch.

Alternatively, heroin joke.
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From:luckimunki
Date:October 25th, 2006 07:17 pm (UTC)
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Well, maybe it won't knock you this time. It will probably only tap your ass.
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From:luckimunki
Date:October 25th, 2006 07:18 pm (UTC)
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Yes, I went there.
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From:derspatchel
Date:October 25th, 2006 07:24 pm (UTC)
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Why, you most certainly did. Your destination was "There" and you, in fact, reached it.
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From:zrblm
Date:October 26th, 2006 12:38 am (UTC)
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Now I need to rent This is Assäl Tap one more time.
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From:alphacygni
Date:October 25th, 2006 11:39 pm (UTC)
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I got mine on Monday. My arm felt bruised for a couple of days - that's gone now. No ass knocking.

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