October 25th, 2006
|02:56 pm - oops|
I seem to have forgotten that I have a flu shot scheduled in a half hour today. I can't remember the last time I had a needle go into my skin. Also, I don't know if the flu shot will knock me on my ass for a day and a half like it used to.
Well, ounce of prevention, pound of cure, day and a half of knocked ass...
Wait, that came out entirely wrong, didn't it?
man, i can't remember the last time i had knocked ass for a whole day and a half . . . good luck!
Time of post: 2:56.
Time of "knocked ass" joke: 2:59.
Excellent response time. I'm impressed.
what can i say? i don't like to brag, but on the comedy scene, i'm kind of a big deal.
"You know me, and I'm a superstar down at the Laff Factory."
I can't remember the last time I had a needle go into my skin.
That's what happens when you give up cross-stitch.
Alternatively, heroin joke.
Well, maybe it won't knock you this time. It will probably only tap your ass.
Why, you most certainly did. Your destination was "There" and you, in fact, reached it.
|Date:||October 26th, 2006 12:38 am (UTC)|| |
Now I need to rent This is Assäl Tap one more time.
I got mine on Monday. My arm felt bruised for a couple of days - that's gone now. No ass knocking.