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October 24th, 2006


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09:43 pm - Universal Truths of Life #489

TINY
Wayne! How you doin'?

WAYNE CAMPBELL
Hey Tiny, who's playing today?

TINY
Jolly Green Giants, and the Shitty Beatles.

WAYNE CAMPBELL
Shitty Beatles? Are they any good?

TINY
They suck!

WAYNE CAMPBELL
Then it's not just a clever name.
Actually, I wanted to ask you a favor and help me confirm that Ballroom Blitz is one of the best things to have come out of the 70s Glam Rock scene EVAR.

Or we could just have a Wayne's World quotefest. Your call.

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From:cursethedark
Date:October 25th, 2006 02:37 am (UTC)
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Jeez, I haven't seen Wayne's World in years. I was never the biggest fan of it, but I think I'd probably like it more now.
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From:lixie
Date:October 25th, 2006 02:57 am (UTC)

We're in...Delaware.

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There is no wrong here. Ballroom Blitz, Tia Carrere, post-adolescent scandalicious Rob Lowe and "I once thought I had mono for an entire year. It turned out I was really bored."
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From:derspatchel
Date:October 25th, 2006 05:20 pm (UTC)

Re: We're in...Delaware.

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I'm a regular visitor here, but Milwaukee has had its share of visitors. The French missionaries and explorers began visiting here in the late 16th century.
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From:kpht
Date:October 25th, 2006 03:23 am (UTC)
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Is it a severed head? If it's a severed head I'll be very upset.
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From:derspatchel
Date:October 25th, 2006 06:41 pm (UTC)
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Cassandra's a fox. In France, she would be called "La Renarde" and she would be hunted with only her cunning to protect her.
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From:kpht
Date:October 26th, 2006 02:29 am (UTC)
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I think we should go now...
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From:ravenword
Date:October 25th, 2006 03:53 am (UTC)
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My bf and I are going as Wayne and Garth for Halloween, even though WE'RE NOT WORTHY!

A question for the ages: Wayne Campbell, or Bruce Campbell?
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From:zmook
Date:October 25th, 2006 12:33 pm (UTC)
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Oooh, oooh, I know! Bruce Campbell. Gotta be Bruce Campbell, right? If Chins Could Kill? Tell me it's Bruce Campbell.
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From:mschlock
Date:October 25th, 2006 03:57 am (UTC)
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I can't look at a Dixie cup without saying, "If you're gonna spew, spew in this."
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From:derspatchel
Date:October 25th, 2006 06:39 pm (UTC)
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I'm giving you a no-honk guarantee, okay?
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From:ungratefulninja
Date:October 25th, 2006 04:54 am (UTC)
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So awesome. It came up on the radio in $CHEZ_PIZZA and I stayed around to listen.
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From:grumqa
Date:October 25th, 2006 12:57 pm (UTC)
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I like most of the album.

Stay away from the uninspired Krokus version.
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From:derspatchel
Date:October 25th, 2006 04:27 pm (UTC)
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The Damned do a pretty good cover of it, you know.
From:(Anonymous)
Date:October 25th, 2006 01:01 pm (UTC)

If Benjamin were an ice cream flavor

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...he'd be pralines...and dick.
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From:chanaleh
Date:October 25th, 2006 02:14 pm (UTC)

Ex-squeeze me? Baking powder?

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"Let me put it this way: I have an extensive collection of nametags and hairnets."

"Okay, pop quiz. Cassandra is not interested in Benjamin because... A: Chicks think he's handsome, B: Has cool car, C: Has lots of cash, D: Has no visible scars, E: Does not live with parents...."
"Okay, how about, F: You're a gimp!"
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From:derspatchel
Date:October 25th, 2006 04:28 pm (UTC)

Re: Ex-squeeze me? Baking powder?

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Camera 1, Camera 2.
Camera 1, Camera 2.
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From:chanaleh
Date:October 25th, 2006 09:04 pm (UTC)

Re: Ex-squeeze me? Baking powder?

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"Yes, Pete, it is. In fact, it's pronounced 'Mili-wa-kay' which is Algonquin for 'the good land'."

**

"'Daily reminder, Thursday: Purchase feeble public access cable show, and exploit it.' Gee, I feel sorry for whoever *that* is."

**

"Or imagine, being able to be magically whisked away to... Delaware. [beat]Hi. We're in... Delaware."
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From:derspatchel
Date:October 25th, 2006 09:44 pm (UTC)

Re: Ex-squeeze me? Baking powder?

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"Yes, Pete, it is. In fact, it's pronounced 'Mili-wa-kay' which is Algonquin for 'the good land'."

"I did not know that."
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From:hemlock_martini
Date:October 25th, 2006 05:27 pm (UTC)
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"I don't even have AHHH gun, much less multiple guns, which would necessitate a gun...RACK."
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From:derspatchel
Date:October 25th, 2006 06:34 pm (UTC)
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Hey there Mr. Donut Man, who's trying to kill you?
I don't know, but they better not--
AAH! AAGH! AAH! OH THAT'S NOT GOOD, I'M NOT HAPPY, AAGH AAGH ARGH
REE! REE! REE! REE!
From:(Anonymous)
Date:October 25th, 2006 06:02 pm (UTC)

Rob and I saw that movie three times in the theatres ... never did dress up though.

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All true, though the Crucial Taunt version of that song is still pretty lame.
From:(Anonymous)
Date:October 25th, 2006 06:06 pm (UTC)
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Once again ... forgot to sign ...

Noah

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From:derspatchel
Date:October 25th, 2006 06:32 pm (UTC)

Re: Rob and I saw that movie three times in the theatres ... never did dress up though.

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You know, given our tendency to perform "Bohemian Rhapsody" at any and all social gathering for a good nine months or so, I'm surprised we never did get any costumes together. Besides my long hair-baseball cap thing.
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From:derspatchel
Date:October 25th, 2006 06:33 pm (UTC)
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IT'S SUCKING MY WILL TO LIVE
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From:antiquated_tory
Date:October 26th, 2006 03:53 pm (UTC)
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Well I've never seen the movie and now I'm going to have to download itbuy the DVD.

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